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They smelled. They had cars parked on their front lawn and their pictures were on the post office wall more than their High School Year books. They thought they were the [bleep]. But you knew no matter what like an sand l sketch it wasnt going to end well. For them or anyone dumb enough to get involved with them. What happens when that trashy family ends up living at 1600 pennsylvania . Yeah. [cheers and applause] yeah. The biden family makes the clintons look like the wal tons. So lets start wi...

If there is animosity in the fight it doesnt exist. >> -- i said then i dont want that. they are forcing their jehovahs witness on it and we dont want it. >> i knew this was going to the jehovahs witness. >> i feel like this might be an example of something, but i cant figure out what that something might be. >> greg, greg, greg. this is an example of the obama pho location of the american woosie. >> is it true on our website that we buy a version of the rolled up denim shirt you are wearing. >>...

>> your divorce payments exchecks? >> i thought it was interesting that 35 to 44, 29% did it which is not that much of a drop from 18 to 24 which is 32%. i thought it was weird. i would have thought as you got older -- i know when you get much older it starts to drop a lot. i would have thought it dropped in the 30s. as people get older this are less net savy. the people they dated probably have less of an on-line foot print because we didnt grow up with it. and they are afraid their spouse will...

>> this is a tv show. >> bye, oxycontin. thanks, greg. >> i liked percocet. >> you can use social networks as alibis for anything to say you were where you werent. if you told your wife you went to wal-mart to shop for things you could tweet, oh i cant seem to find the rakes. meanwhile you are at the sunny mist hotel with 16 hatian immigrants doing the chandelier chocolate fest. >> illegal. >> with the 1998 newspaper from five years ago. >> why did you even bring that? >> it is from 1998. >> bye...

Ball. when they lost the ball they are like, roll greg in and they dunked you. >> i heard of pee wee football, but never pee wee basketball. >> i played from fourth to seventh grade and then stopped because i stopped growing and then switched to soccer. this is an interesting sideview of my head. what is going? >> they are looking at the marks on your head when you played soccer. you were the ball then too. >> is the guy stoned? >> anyway, the point is you have to drive up the score because half...

Ball. when they lost the ball they are like, roll greg in and they dunked you. >> i heard of pee wee football, but never pee wee basketball. >> i played from fourth to seventh grade and then stopped because i stopped growing and then switched to soccer. this is an interesting sideview of my head. what is going? >> they are looking at the marks on your head when you played soccer. you were the ball then too. >> is the guy stoned? >> anyway, the point is you have to drive up the score because half...

If there is animosity in the fight it doesnt exist. >> -- i said then i dont want that. they are forcing their jehovahs witness on it and we dont want it. >> i knew this was going to the jehovahs witness. >> i feel like this might be an example of something, but i cant figure out what that something might be. >> greg, greg, greg. this is an example of the obama pho location of the american woosie. >> is it true on our website that we buy a version of the rolled up denim shirt you are wearing. >>...

>> your divorce payments exchecks? >> i thought it was interesting that 35 to 44, 29% did it which is not that much of a drop from 18 to 24 which is 32%. i thought it was weird. i would have thought as you got older -- i know when you get much older it starts to drop a lot. i would have thought it dropped in the 30s. as people get older this are less net savy. the people they dated probably have less of an on-line foot print because we didnt grow up with it. and they are afraid their spouse will...