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thateverybody shirt. its friday, so you know what that means. . >> lets welcome tonights guests like a genie. she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of americas newsroom in the five, dana perino. ino. hide him from your wives, kil because theyll probably kill themselves. comedianl joe, hes my third favorite, lou. after breakout and. comedian author of that joke isnt funny anymore. read and she does her best lifting at the gym where she steals purses in the locker room. "new york times" ...

only in america today could people who are richer, more pampered and more celebrated than you are claim to be victims of the rest of us. but like sharing a bucket of sardines with joy behar, theres only so much victimhood to go around. and so theyre going to greater and greater lengths to extract new sources of whining, mining for whining and this gold rush is currently being led by megan rapinoe mostly famous for damaging brands she endorses and much less for playing womens soccer and...

of nikki haley. haleys biggest rival, former president trump, wasnt on the ballot. this contest doesnt really count because the delegates will be awarded based on caucus results. that contest will not be held until thursday. haley wont be on the ballot then, but gop frontrunner trump is. if he wins, he stands to collect up to 26 delegates. nevada gop rules prevented candidates from participating in both contests, but eligible voters can vote in both. nikki haleys campaign isnt happy ab...

hemmer. welcome to the program today. >> dana: this is "americas newsroom," im dana perino. a liberal commentator who said what a year this day has been. it felt like it. it started yesterday. special counsel robert hur released his report on the presidents mishandling of documents. charges werent warranted but the defense of that decision ignited a firestorm. >> bill: here is part of what set it off. it reads we have also considered that a trial mr. biden would likely present himself ...

♪ [applause] >> greg: all right. [cheers] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. heres another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if youve never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he ...

i love you, too. i love you. and i love you. happy wednesday, everyone. so one of those stories you hear about a firefighter thr who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burnsemins down. that reminds me of joe and the border mof joe a. he torches the border and now were supposed to trust the samee suppost th guy who sts raging blaze to put it out. out.you know, its like believig o.j. when he said he was going to find his wifes killer. >> hes still looki...

you are so sweet. thank you. happy mondaymonday. and hello, kamala. so we heard a lot the wall whent trump was in office, but theres another wall whend t comes to the border issue, the one between reality and what the media will report.e and its a wall 50 times harder to breach the one trump was building. but finally, it looks like that wale thl crumbling like a wicker chair under ana navarro. weve all seen the video. ckingw >> a dozen migrants attacking two cops in times square. the v...

the beating of two police officers in new york expected back before a judge any time today. this as the d.a. presents evidence to a grand jury. all of this now adding pressure to that impeachment vote in the house. >> this is malfeasance. active neglect on the part of the secretary and since he wont do the honorable thing and resign, the house needs to hold him accountable by impeachment. the only choice we have. >> dana: over in the senate the border security bill all but breaks down ...

what was it? tonighand what is it about? i really think he has a heart for the common man. he is not with the status quo.th >> eight years later and the media still treating trump voters like zoo animals. >>e zo what is your message to iran? dont, dont, dont, dontiran.o well, guess what?>> they didnt. and no jesguess w three americas are dead. w along the way, we discovered secret chinese staging hotels embedded stagi with an illegal alien caravan, rode the mexican train of death exclu...

force one. he is traveling to dover air base today in delaware for dignified transfer of the three american soldiers who were killed in that terror attack in the middle east. it has now been five days. still no military action from bidens pentagon. im harris faulkner and you are in "the faulkner focus." when the president arrives at dover air base, he, the first lady and defense secretary lloyd austin will meet with the families of the fallen, sergeants rivers, sanders and moffet all f...