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Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Jeff Goldblum. Star of Schitts Creek, actress annie murphy writer and comedian, sam jay featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Last night, my mask shook me awake and asked, are you ever going to wash me . Former Vice President joe biden announced yesterday that senator Kamala Harris would be his best friend i mean, running mate sorry, sorry i get attached too quick a force of habit Presiden...

Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, Presi...

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miss my conversation with comedian, sam joe. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> welcome to the show. im mehdi hassan. three months ago, russia launched its war on ukraine and we all thought it might be over in a few days. u.s. intel predicted kyiv would fall quickly to russian paratroopers. that didnt happen, thankfully. not only have the ukrainians defend themselves over the last few months, with the help of the western world, but theyve gone on the offensive. ukrainian troops, this, week two we took lan...

any alternative to donald trump, whos ragged this party through several losing elections now. you probably saw or heard some of that debate which did not seem to clarify a ton, except perhaps how much the vac has managed to alienate everyone from nikki haley to eminem, a sentence we didnt know wed commit to here on msnbc. it was vivek who took the mic and actually told republican candidates and voters something they have not wanted to hear this week. that they are in the middle of an o...

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Released their annual ranking of the best countries in the world, and the United States, you know how we always say were number one . Turns out were not number one. That honor goes to switzerland. Switzerland was named the best country in the world. Based on several factors including power, quality of life, economic influence, and tiny little army knife production. [ laughter ] the u. S. Dropped from fourth to seventh. Canada is number two. Which i think means were going to have to build a wall ...

With a march on washington, d. C. And a nationwide protest that was titled a day without a woman. The idea was to show the world what it would be like without women. Ill tell you something, i have some experience in this area. I went years without a woman. [ laughter ] it was terrible. It was no fun at all, i dont recommend it. Women are encouraged to stay home from work today. Also to avoid shopping and to wear red in solidarity. While im always happy to see americans standing up for what they ...

Released their annual ranking of the best countries in the world, and the United States, you know how we always say were number one . Turns out were not number one. That honor goes to switzerland. Switzerland was named the best country in the world. Based on several factors including power, quality of life, economic influence, and tiny little army knife production. [ laughter ] the u. S. Dropped from fourth to seventh. Canada is number two. Which i think means were going to have to build a wall ...