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And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a jimmy welcome back. Show or boarding a southwest this is our first show back in the studio after six months. Airlines flight. And we decided to change things everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face up. We gave the set a retro feel. Shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a ...

[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Cecily Strong, author of the captain, former mlb all star, david wright writer and director of kajillionaire, miranda july, featuring the 8g band with jessica berdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great, lets get to the news President Trump said yesterday that he won tuesdays president ial debate against former Vice President , joe biden, but take ...

That decide which emojis do and do not make it onto your phone, these are some for 2020. I dont know if they dont sum up 2020 i dont know what does. This is person with beard and woman with beard. That looks like emojesus. Even our emojis are letting themselves go. Ive had meetings with these people, ive filled out the forms and presented my case, still no meatball emoji. Sausage, dumplings, tacos, no meatballs. They have falafel and bundt cake, but no meatball. We need a new president , we real...

Into your phone, revealed the more than 200 new ones theyll be rolling out. That is face with spiral eyes, heart on fire, and face exhaling. Well, if those three emojis together dont sum up 2020, i dont know what does. They also have some new facial hair stuff. This is person with a beard and this is woman with a beard. I dont know. Looks like emo jesus to me, or jared leto. Even our emojis are letting themselves go during quarantine. And once again, despite my intense lobbying efforts, i had me...

With stripes and cut away over the place. Coats for perfect fits puttin on the ritz maybe trump should stick to interrupting when he actually has to answer a question, he sounds like the dressed up like a worst member of your taboo team. Million dollar trooper trying hard to loo its a movie, they live in like gary cooper forest cities, computers all superduper over the place [ buzzer ] it was star wars, but its not my fault i wasnt allowed to say star or wars. Evens trumps own campaign acknowled...

Im very close. And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a show or boarding a Southwest Airlines flight. Everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a daft punk cover band. We have a small crew here in our studio. I need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Dnchlths i said i n...

Increase and that will improve the air quality and that is the trend throughout the workweek. And of course today is the last day of summer. But temperatures trending cooler as much as 5 to 8 degrees cooler. Upper 70s inland by noon today. And well look for some mid80s and mid 70s arch tound the bay. Certainly cooler than yesterdays warmth. The room where it happen happening today, goouf will give an up candidate on the Coronavirus Response and also the wildfire. You can watch it right here at n...

Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Jeff Goldblum. Star of Schitts Creek, actress annie murphy writer and comedian, sam jay featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth hows everyone doing tonight . Last night, my mask shook me awake and asked, are you ever going to wash me . Former Vice President joe biden announced yesterday that senator Kamala Harris would be his best friend i mean, running mate sorry, sorry i get attached too quick a force of habit Presiden...

Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers, jim belushi. Star of hbos succession, actress sarah snook. Author of must i go, yiyun li. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and no Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My parents are visiting me right now. So im doing great even though im apparently a little skinny and i curse too much and isnt it a little early for a cocktail, seth and anyway, lets get to the news during a press conference yesterday, Presi...

On national tv. Whats next for the two candidates with the first vote in iowa looming. On the move, the massive winter storm of snow, ice and rain heads east, taking aim at tens of millions on the east coast. Bundle up. An arctic blast of dangerous cold air behind it al has the latest in his forecast bombshell. The new lawsuit claiming Jeffrey Epstein was sexually abusing young girls on his private island for decades. New outrage. The emergency call from that plane that dumped fuel on los angele...