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Uses mac. The author of government gone wild kristen tate. And he is more nervous than hillary taking a polygraph, joe mackey. We are going with this. Thats the wore. Thats the worst. It is unibrow, sam morrell. And do you know how long it takes to drain a body of all of its blood . He does. It is the president of diligence llc, mike baker. Lets start the show. Donald trump has lost the literary vote. Hundreds of authors including steven king and david eggers signed a petition against the billio...

I love you, america. Segal has d in. And he has the hair of a keg stand champion. Comedian scott chaplain. Lets start the show. President ial Elections Come down to one thing. Who has the catchier catch phrase. It is the new slogan that can be her ticket to beating trump. See if you can guess what it is. What is is the big idea of the candidacy . We are stronger together. We are stronger together. We are stronger together. We are stronger together. If you werent sure her new slogan is we are str...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah lets welcome tonights guest. He has the heart of a war and the dimples of brad pith. His new book, in the arena. [ applause ] sexy man. Not her. For her, the glass is always half empty, because she gulped the other half. Joanne nosuchinsky, shes a drunk. And last nights corn, he shows up every morn. The sexier half of imus in the morning, bernie mcguirk. [ applause ] shes like a runners cramp, sharp and painful, katherine timpf. Hes smart and funny like a professor in his underw...

She was a conservative at amerson college. The columnist and the author of the new book government gone wild. He speaks english gooder than i does. The columbia professor of study. And she is the mother of three and there is probably a party at her house tonight. Comedian kyle lacasio. And his 5 00 shadow is only right twice a day. Sitting next to me is comedian dave smith. Lets start the show. It was the biggest story over the long weekend. Video of a little boy if peril at a zoo prompted outra...

I used to get the rolling of the eyes. Shes the clean comic. Sorry for you why are loss. When you can be just as funny as those who are dirty. Im clean now, right . My job is to make you laugh. Just be funny. Thats all. The first thing that comes to my mind when i hear the term clean comedy, oh, god, no. Then i remember, oh, there is clean comedy i really like. Left handed people do not like that the word left is so often associated with negative things. Left hand compliment. What are we having ...

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[ laughter ] >> a clean comic is a dream for me because i dont have to beg for a joke to get passed by a network or cross my fingers and toes and worry about people getting pissed off. there is no rule book. >> sam morrell. >> on a show like the colbert show. every day im figuring out what we can and cant do and the boundsries. >> why do gay guys get to choose who the hot women are? i thought straight guys get to decide. all right. and the tony goes to -- rocky again. its a completely separate t...

She nicknamed her the black dalia, joanne nosuchunsky. and he is my third favorite producer. tv, writer, producer and founder of ricochet.com, rob long. her tv show is garbage -- time. garbage time. sorry about that show. sorry about that pause. it is katie nolan. and the only thing lower than his voice or standard, next to me is comedian and host of the pod cast "we know nothing" sam morrell. lets start the show. ben carsons back. on thursday the retired neurosurgeon asked a group of kids who...