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>> no, i would have never worn a vest. >> small difference. >> i rocked the vest pretty hard. i know that surprises you. >> not shocked at all. >> sam, you said afterward carson went to make a wish and asked who had the least amount of time left and you pointed to a campaign. you said who pointed to the campaign? still you cant point to the campaign. >> you have to be ready for the scrutiny. i wasnt ready. >> workshop it. maybe make it tighter. >> you know what, im honing it for the next show. i...

Fight hard enough. >> trump will definitely give a fight. i like the ad. it makes other people uncomfortable. i feel like the person who loves this the most is anthony wiener forgetting more press. he is like, yea, i made it. >> he is not doing the stand up. >> i want to go to you, sam because i am going to read this first. are they playing a video game or worthy of a claim. the military drone pilots work far from the battlefield in windowless rooms in is you bauer bauer -- suburban america. now...

And glasses. >> no, i would have never worn a vest. >> small difference. >> i rocked the vest pretty hard. i know that surprises you. >> not shocked at all. >> sam, you said afterward carson went to make a wish and asked who had the least amount of time left and you pointed to a campaign. you said who pointed to the campaign? still you cant point to the campaign. >> you have to be ready for the scrutiny. i wasnt ready. >> workshop it. maybe make it tighter. >> you know what, im honing it for the...

He eats lean meat. it is working because his body is efficient. im just saying. >> sam -- >> it is not as firm as it should be. >> do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer? >> i am on comedy club diet and i demand extra honey mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. >> you go in the back room and the food is sitting there. >> i just did a club where it was a chef/manager. this is a well run chef right here. >> do you thi...

Word. >> i dont think you deserve a parade. >> this is good stuff, guys. this is good. >> even though i look like one of the guys andy was shooting at. i still very much am on your side. >> sometimes after you are on the show, sam, i get ptsd. the weird thing is i was in korea. i dont even know why that makes sense. katie, you said you could do this, be a drone operator since you play a lot of call of duty. >> it was a bad joke. dont get mad. >> my question is did you ever die when you were play...

Word. >> i dont think you deserve a parade. >> this is good stuff, guys. this is good. >> even though i look like one of the guys andy was shooting at. i still very much am on your side. >> sometimes after you are on the show, sam, i get ptsd. the weird thing is i was in korea. i dont even know why that makes sense. katie, you said you could do this, be a drone operator since you play a lot of call of duty. >> it was a bad joke. dont get mad. >> my question is did you ever die when you were play...

Think she was trying to pull a mom move like get outta there! but that was on camera. >> i dont know, sam, do these celebrities have a right to get awards unincome bettered by -- unem come bettered by -- >> who is getting these awards? dont they usually have to have manners. >> comedy club bouncers dont do a thing. she is there two seconds. >> how many times are you attacked on stage and the comedy club staff does nothing. >> i bombed in front of my mom because nobody was in the room. i like che...

>> he eats meat. he eats lean meat. it is working because his body is efficient. im just saying. >> sam -- >> it is not as firm as it should be. >> do you like most comedians in cyst on a diet of romin noodles and beer? >> i am on comedy club diet and i demand extra honey mustard with my chicken fingers when they say it costs extra i say it is a little bit. >> you go in the back room and the food is sitting there. >> i just did a club where it was a chef/manager. this is a well run chef right he...

>> thanks for having me. >> i dont think it is carsons fault. it is the cameramans fault. he zoomed in on him. >> thats a weird choice to zoom in and then know you have to blur it out lately. producer probably hate him. if ben carson told me i would grow up to be like ben carson i would turn my academic career around immediately. >> i thought he inspires you. >> you should see when he is talking to him, you are going to grow up to be just like me and the kid is like, not a good -- >> the kid doe...

Fight hard enough. >> trump will definitely give a fight. i like the ad. it makes other people uncomfortable. i feel like the person who loves this the most is anthony wiener forgetting more press. he is like, yea, i made it. >> he is not doing the stand up. >> i want to go to you, sam because i am going to read this first. are they playing a video game or worthy of a claim. the military drone pilots work far from the battlefield in windowless rooms in is you bauer bauer -- suburban america. now...