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>> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> rob? >> beautiful. >> oh, wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situation comedies werent very good. they didnt mirror life. i asked myself, what piece of ground do i stand on that nobody else stands on? well, i worked as an actor and a writer on a variety show and i write about what happens at home. at home, i talk about what goes on at the office. >> are you doing this becau...

Boss is a [ bleep ]. if you write a joke about him and everyone laughs at him -- >> is that decaf? >> no, no, its regular. >> suddenly, you go from being his victim to being his captor. the joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me, too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "o stzzy and harriet," t did he do for a living?...

>> no regular. >> -- suddenly you go from being his victim to captor. the joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no this. this is the comedy spo...

About him and everyone laughs at him -- >> is that decaf? >> no regular. >> -- suddenly you go from being his victim to captor. the joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> i...

>> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no this. >> rob. >> buddy. >> sally. >> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situ...

The joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no this. >> rob. >> buddy. >> sally. >> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >...

Of the staff, did you intend to fire me too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt. >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no this. >> rob. >> sally, buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situatio...

Especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt. >> early sitcoms were just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet" what did he do for living? and van dyke was the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no this. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> rob. >> wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situation comedies werent very g...

They think business getting big and big is good. i say when businesses are that big is t is because there is not assumption there is a bagout. in my free market, they wouldnt be that big. >> would there be a monopoly? >> no. because there wont be favoritism. >> in other words you cant say no -- somebody has to be the referee and say rob, tim, sam, were going to have a soap box competition. you get three ounces worth of wood. two ounces worth of tire. one ounce of rubber band. here we go. isnt th...

Security. so how can we change it? todays specialist is tony schwartz, ceo of the energy project. sam, rob and tim are sticking around. tony before we get into the benefits of making decisions in not fear, tell us what the liabilities of making decisions are biologically of making decisions in fear. >> well you know, first of all, dylan, have you banished me to the corner here. >> this is a promotion. the people that we really like, we try to put in locations that are nowhere near us. >> fantast...