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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just cant believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? youre not alone. ultimately i think thats what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because its what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when youre driving that...

human condition. >> the best comedy comes from your living experience. >> every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesnt see through. >> all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. >> i just cant believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? >> youre not alone ultimately. i think thats what the comics saying. >> reality is fodder for comedy. because its what we have, so, where else can we fi...

Ozzie and harriet, you know what did ozzie do for a living? and then van dyke was the first time you saw his home life and his work life? is that the comedy spot? no bubble head. this is a comedy spot. rob buddy, mel sally, buddy, curly, its your turn, say rob. rob wonderful. somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situation comedies are very good. they didnt mirror life. i asked myself what piece of ground do i stand on that nobody else sta...

>> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> rob? >> beautiful. >> oh, wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situation comedies werent very good. they didnt mirror life. i asked myself, what piece of ground do i stand on that nobody else stands on? well, i worked as an actor and a writer on a variety show and i write about what happens at home. at home, i talk about what goes on at the office. >> are you ...

East coast television and microwave oven programming. >> that sounds like you program microwave ovens. >> i like you. you have the boldness of a much younger woman. >> so, you go to work and your boss is a [ bleep ]. if you write a joke about him and everyone laughs at him -- >> is that decaf? >> no, no, its regular. >> suddenly, you go from being his victim to being his captor. the joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me...

>> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me, too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet," what did ozzy do for a living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no, this is the comedy spot. >> rob. >> buddy. >> sally. >> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> rob? >> beautiful....

Boss is a [ bleep ]. if you write a joke about him and everyone laughs at him -- >> is that decaf? >> no, no, its regular. >> suddenly, you go from being his victim to being his captor. the joke is refiguring the scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me, too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms were just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet," what did he do for a li...

>> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> rob? >> beautiful. >> oh, wonderful. >> somebody asked me to do a situation comedy after i finished being on the show of shows because situation comedies werent very good. they didnt mirror life. i asked myself, what piece of ground do i stand on that nobody else stands on? well, i worked as an actor and a writer on a variety show and i write about what happens at home. at home, i talk about what goes on at the office. >> are you doing th...

Scales of justice. >> when you were dismissing some of the staff, did you intend to fire me, too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet," what did he do for a living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no, this is the comedy spot. >> rob. >> buddy. >> sally. >> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> its your turn. say rob. >> r...

Of the staff, did you intend to fire me, too? especially me? im very sorry i troubled you. you little runt! >> early sitcoms were just about home life. i used to make the joke all the time in "ozzy and harriet," what did he do for a living? and van dyke the first time saw home life and work life. >> is this the comedy spot? >> no, this is the comedy spot. >> rob. >> buddy. >> sally. >> mel. >> rob. >> sally. >> buddy. >> go ahead, curly. its your turn. say rob. >> rob? >> beautiful. >> oh, wonde...