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Audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, and its not easy to talk about, but brace yourselves ted cruz hates dildos. Yeah, i said it. As mother...

Larry thank you very much such a good crowd cheers and applause thursday welcome to the nightly show audience chanting larry larry im not running for anything. I am larry wilmore. Youre too kind. I have Bassem Youssef on the show tonight, you guys cheers and applause im very excited about that. This is a funny and brave man. Let me tell you. First things first, i need to get serious for a second. We make a lot of jokes on this show, but theres an issue that i feel deserves some real attention, a...

Just watching as this subcommittee meeting coming together. The hearing featuring the lead singer of u2, bono, and also policy and foreign experts from the u. N. Here. Meeting today to talk about violent extremism. Live coverage here on cspan3. Well hear from state department and u. N. Officials and among the witnesses, again, the lead singer of the band u2. All right, folks. Take a seat. This is what its like to be chopped liver. The subcommittee will come to order. Hearing today is on the caus...

Could be undone. We worked together, senator durbin, on debt consolation. With senator leahy, we worked with instagram. I got to know senator purdue. We were traveling around. Im thinking who is the republican and who is the democrat . Of course they are talking on other subjects very easy to find outlet. But on this stuff, this is like the one thing that you all agree on. It brings out the best in you. Im sure of that. Thank you, mr. Chairman. Thank you mr. Chairman and for being here today and...

People to radicalize and carry out Violent Attacks in europe. The Hearing Committee is just over 2 20. This is what it is like to be chopped liver. [ laughter ] the subcommittee will come to order. Our hearing today is on the causes and consequences of violent extremism in the role of foreign assistance. I would like to welcome our distinguished panel of witnesses, deputy secretary of state, antony blinken, bono, from u 26, former allied commander in Europe James Jones and president of the jones...

This is what it is like to be chopped liver. [ laughter ] the subcommittee will come to order. Our hearing today is on the causes and consequences of violent extremism in the role of foreign assistance. I would like to welcome our distinguished panel of witnesses, deputy secretary of state, antony blinken, bono, from u 26, former allied commander in Europe James Jones and president of the jones group international. And kelly clements, deputy United Nations Committee Member for refugees. Ill make...

What are you going to do to get the aid out while we are working on these Bigger Solutions . The reason i mentioned circles is, when you get to the countries of first asylum turkey, lebanon and jordan. We know what is pushing people to make that journey. To put themselves on the high its, jeopardize their lives, is not the violence because it is gone. It is to two things a lack of access to employment and jobs for the parents. And a lack of access to education for the kids. A big focus is workin...

Tandem bicycles getting matching tattoos and an allout custody war over loyalty so no one knows how this whole thing is going to and. Theres recent rhetoric from the donald. A republican system is absolutely rigged. Its a phony deal. This was a trick. These are tricksters. This is a trick and now tell you what, the rnc, the Republican National committee, they should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of to happen. Kennedy you watch your mouth finger wegger. You knew the drill, stop ...

Tandem bicycles getting matching tattoos and an allout custody war over loyalty so no one knows how this whole thing is going to and. Theres recent rhetoric from the donald. A republican system is absolutely rigged. Its a phony deal. This was a trick. These are tricksters. This is a trick and now tell you what, the rnc, the Republican National committee, they should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of to happen. Kennedy you watch your mouth finger wegger. You knew the drill, stop ...