Scorekeepers Bar News Today

According to sources on the scene last Saturday, Rick’s American Café was not accepting any “fakes,” henceforth banning any disingenuous people from entering the establishment. “It’s really sad. A lot of my friends just won’t be able to get in,” asserted Riley Weal. “They’re so fake.” Upon one

Sources at Ann Arbor’s Scorekeepers Bar and Grill are confirming the sports bar’s coveted “Skeeps card” as the fastest route to both having the night of your life and contracting Chlamydia trachomatis. Numerous Skeeps employees recommend the VIP entrance pass to ensure immediate access to dancin

Better than sex, twice as often.