The Bard's early attempts at porn
If music be the food of love, perchance it should be played upon the pink oboe. - (12½ Nights) What light from yonder window breaks? It is the sun and Juliet is wearing but a thin white cotton slip – hubbah hubbah! - (Romeo Does Juliet) Tis a consummation devoutly to be wishd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream — mayhap that dream with the two nuns and the church candle; ay! There’s a rub! - (Hamlet, or Porking For Beginners) I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter...
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