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this is the scene in one of those cities in central ukraine after a building was apparently hit by a missile. and this is the same scene we can show you, it is daytime now obviously, rescue workers are desperately looking for survivors who may be trapped in the rubble. president zelensky has been speaking and has described scenes like this is another night of russian terror across ukraine. lets take a look at the scope and scale of the attacks last night. most of the fighting in recent...

climate change advisers to the government say england is strikingly unprepared for the unavoidable impacts of global warming. and after sleeping outdoors for three years, the boy in the tent is coming back inside after raising hundreds of thousands of pounds for charity. coming up on the bbc news channel... scotlands stunning win over spain maintains their perfect start to european championship qualifying, but their captain insists it is just a start. good afternoon and welcome to the ...

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that chicks arent funny. i hate to tell you its still very much a thing. there are some people that cant get their heads around what they dont know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe its better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. heres somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. youre welcome. whats t...

so im guessing i dont really have to remind anyone that this thing called midterm elections are about a month away. and the gloves are officially off. i think >> tonight there was this fiery debate. between public and j.d. vance. and we have some of the particularly spicy moments from that play for you. and weve also got some interesting moments we are going to talk about. lets play some of those though. okay or first lets bring in our smart people. >> [interpreter] no i want to spice....

. im david cold very in los angeles, and this is cnn. >>. i mean guessing i dont have to remind anyone theres mid-term election about a month away, democracy and the gloves are officially off. well, if they were ever actually on. >> between there was a if iry debate in ohio between jd vance and ryan and we have specifically spicy events >> we have interesting moments well talk about, lets play some of those, first we bring in smart people. >> or the spice. >> ok. ha ha. lets bring ...

and urge people to do what they can to help. palestinian authories welcome a vote by the un general assembly to ask the international court ofjustice to give a legal opinion on the israeli occupation of palestinian territories. hello and welcome to bbc news. lets start with some breaking news. the vatican has announced the death of pope benedict xvi at the age of 95. his health had been worsening in recent weeks. benedict served as head of the roman catholic church for eight years unti...

the former pope, benedict xvi, has died at the age of 95. the vatican says he passed away this morning at his residence there. his health had been worsening in recent weeks. benedict served as head of the roman catholic church for eight years until 2013, when he became the first pope in 600 years to announce his retirement. he was german by birth, and was known for his conservative theological outlook. bells tolling this was the moment his death was confirmed in rome. you can hear the ...

his funeral will be held on the 5th ofjanuary and will be presided over by pope francis. world health officials call on beijing to share accurate covid data, as england becomes the latest country to control arrivals from china. queen guitarist brian may and members of englands womens football team are among those celebrated in the uks new years honours list. the former pope, benedict xvi, has died at the age of 95. the vatican says he passed away this morning at his residence there. hi...

After leaving the village, which theyre not allowed to do, and going out into the desert and encountering something. And alice starts to think, hang on a minute, this isnt what it seems. Theres a conspiracy going on here. Heres a clip. Violet, where did you meet bill . We met on a train. To boston. Yeah. Yes, you dropped your ticket and you bent down, picked it up, gave it to you, right . That is, yeah. Thats how margaret met ted. And peg, am i right in thinking that thats how Debbie Mcintyre me...