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Now on bbc news. Newscast hello. Hello, laura. And hello, henry. Hi, henry. Hi. So last night, i was at my friend toms birthday party, and hes a very good amateur poet, and he did a lovely poem saying thank you to everyone whod come to the party. Happy birthday, tom. But hes also a big newscast fan and an even biggerfan of sunday with Laura Kuenssberg. Even happier birthday. So i thought, why not combine all those things together and do a poem about this weeks sunday with Laura Kuenssberg . Oh, ...

Consequential. This means now, now, now. What would you do . I would cure cancer and its like why cant you . No one things you can. You can. The president is at his beach house in delaware all weekend republicans criticize sleepy joe for the downtime. In a recent statement, as of july 7, 2023 biden spent 31502 days, 39. 2 of his presidency on vacation. Bidens vacation so outpaces virtually every other president in modern history. Obsessing over the president s Vacation Time is a bipartisan effec...

Consequential. This means now, now, now. What would you do . I would cure cancer and its like why cant you . No one things you can. You can. The president is at his beach house in delaware all weekend republicans criticize sleepy joe for the downtime. In a recent statement, as of july 7, 2023 biden spent 31502 days, 39. 2 of his presidency on vacation. Bidens vacation so outpaces virtually every other president in modern history. Obsessing over the president s Vacation Time is a bipartisan effec...

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Peter bowes has moran if this came as a surprise. Has more. I think it was inevitable that this would end up in the Supreme Court. Donald trumps claims averted been rejected by a lower court and he claims he is immune to this kind of criminal prosecution because he was president at the time. This relates to the allegations that he tried to overturn the result of the 2020 election and mr trump faces multiple charges including one that he conspired to defraud the come of this was a trial does do t...

But the Supreme Courts decision to take up the case could delay it beyond the election in november. Earlier, i asked our North America correspondent peter bowes if this announcement comes as a surprise. I think it was inevitable that this would end up in the Supreme Court. Donald trumps claims averted been rejected by a lower court and he claims he is immune to this kind of criminal prosecution because he was president at the time. This relates to the allegations that he tried to overturn the re...

documents case against donald trump, while also continue to go investigate the january 6th case. and on that, we have news. brad raffensperger, and rudy giuliani have now both been interviewed by prosecutors in the special counsels office. one presumably talking about the receiving end of donald trumps alleged attempts to overturn the election results, the other the one who was allegedly help donald trump do the overturning. what could the georgia secretary of state tell jack smiths ...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...

to a conclusion. you do one term and they reverse it when they come in, you cant have it be reversed. you got to have the ability. he cant be prideful, cant be just about you. >> desantis saying i get eight years, he get four. you dont need for and you dont need, you need six months. within six months -- [applause] >> the fact that he had the third most deaths of any state having to do with the china virus or covid, even cuomo did better, he was number four. >> his whole family moved t...