Self Election News Today

Brick bats and clubs. dick peterson always in the van yelling, singing, beeyahinging, whirling around with his right and missed. he made himself the pitcher on the baseball team because he was the captain. he was the captain because everybody was afraid to challenge his self-election. except floyd. but floyd was too lazy to pitch and he didnt care who was captain. he didnt fully comprehend what that meant. on one occasion when a boy shut out without a hit, dick took him out of the pitchers box a...