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Evidence that prehistoric humans [ laughter ] consumed Dairy Products judging by the cave drawings [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night t wais. And finally, kfc is coming out with a new video game called i love you, Colonel Sanders a [ laughter ] Finger Lickin good dating Boris Johnson illegally simulator [ audience oohs [ laughter ] where players go to Culinary School with Colonel Sanders and try to date him. Even worse mcdonalds is coming out with Ronald Mcdonald ...

Testimony was bad for trump, but hes now the democratic frontrunner [ laughter ] during his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i...

During his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole t...

Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre...

Participate in the impeachment probe, which it calls illegitimate what do you mean youre not participating . [ laughter ] its its an impeachment inquiry, not secret santa. No, not for me this year. You dont get to choose whether you participate . Youre like a guy getting dragged away in handcuffs, screaming, im not participating in this arrest. [ laughter ] according to a new poll, 58 of americans support the opening of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump. So congratulations, man, youre...

He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, naked from the waist down. [ ...

John bolton, so i was wrong. He could find someone more dangerous than john bolton [ light laughter ] President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all nontobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American Kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like that [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats a peach . [ laughter ] the third democratic primary debate is tomorrow night and im going to be gaffe free this time, said joe biden, ...

Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news the Supreme Court ruled today that states cannot keep former President Trump off their ballots because of his alleged involvement in the Capitol Attack in fact, Clarence Thomas said trump could even pick the font [ laughter ] thats right, the Supreme Court ruled that states cannot keep trump off their ballots, which means that the Supreme Court remains the only place where trump ...

What were learning about the new screen the camera and could you charge it without plugging it in . And miracle survival. This plane going in for a landing then clipping a tree and smashing into the ground. How the pilot walked away without an injury. And good morning, america. Welcome back this Tuesday Morning. Hurricane irma may be breaking up. Just a storm right now but the impact profound. Thats the keys right there. You see that drone footage of the florida keys. Probably hit hardest of any...

Highly classified information with russian officials last week. You know, at this point, id give anything to return to the simpler days of the campaign. Ah, yes, there you go. [ light laughter ] the days when the only thing he gave away was his autograph. [ laughter ] i just want to see you sign hats again, mr. President. Resign that hat. Youve got to resign. You have to resign. [ cheers and applause ] still a lot of hats out there you can get back to. National security adviser h. R. Mcmaster to...