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Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests chris rock Jonathan Majors, musical guest sasha sloan. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, hey ahha that was very nice thank you very much, everybody lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, last night, President Trump held a press conference and this one was o...

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Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their da...

Lots to talk about this morning, once again we follow the bouncing ball of the china story and overnight we are learning that both sides said they would be willing to roll back tariffs, interesting. Devil is in the details, this can be very good, imagine how much markets might soar if you, in fact, do get this first round deal with china, very good news for investors. Maria we have a rally underway right now, futures indicating doubledigit gain, on top of all 3 major averages closing in record t...

Thank you me, thank you me very much youre all very happy that im here at e United Nations and then wow, just look at all of the room full of diverse cultures and ethnicities seriously, its like the scariest College Brochure ive ever seen. I know youre all thinking its so great to be here with me for the last four to six hours of my presidency [ laughter ] who knew, you make one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader and everyone acts like you made one phone call blackmailing a foreign leader....

Im larry kudlow. The New York Times got it w completely wrong talking about donaldrog trumps inflation whh by the way was get this, 1. 6 al an annual rate on average, over the entire firstfi term, 1. 6. Sandra smith and steve forbese will setfo the record straight. Plus House Oversight chair jamet comer will be here to unveil a new subpoena for Merrick Garland and senator mike lee will talk about joe bidens lawless Student Loans and oh, why is wendys jacking up their hamburger prices . And final...

Under president donald trump, Christopher Miller he served in the position immediately following the 2020 election until President Biden took office. He is out this week with a new book titled, soldier secretary. Warnings from the battlefield and the pentagon about americas most dangerous enemies when we watched on january 6th, did you not than have any concerns coming out of that day . About how far trump could potentially go, when you saw what happened up on capitol hill, you sounded like you ...

much, but they have, especiall paul and giuliani, remember -- the whole defense was going to be, yeah those other guys were lying, but we were just puttin it on very strong case cases against powell and giuliani in particular they are now set to go to tria and mid 2024, most cases lik this settle, and thats what was, there was this missed opportunity or possibility wit the trial itself with dominion but most cases settle, so yes, i suspect they would, bu dominion will have robus settle...

across the networks of nbc news, thanks for staying up late. ill see you then tomorrow. you then tomorrow one of the many revelations to come out of the january six committees, was trump attorney general bill barr described in his own words how he pushed back against trumps claims of election fraud. he called those claims bogus, crazy stuff, and most notoriously complete bs despite the heroic headlines generated by barrs testimony, it is a good point to remember that barr did not say a...