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This is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait,...

My friends know me so well. They can tell what im thinking, just by looking in my eyes. But what they didnt know was that i had dry, itchy eyes. I used artificial tears from the moment i woke up. To the moment i went to bed. So i finally decided to show my eyes some love,. Some eyelove. Eyelove means having a chat with your eye doctor about your dry eyes because if youre using artificial tears often and still have symptoms, it could be chronic dry eye. Its all about eyelove, my friends. With sim...

He did what . Great. Great. President trump said today that he fired fbi director james comey because he was simply not doing a good job. You know, if i were you, i wouldnt put it out there that you can get fired for that. I mean, just say, like, i dont know. [ laughter and applause ] he was misusing taxpayer money. Oh, wait, no that doesnt work either, i dont know. [ light laughter ] well well think of something. The white house is claiming fbi director james comey was fired, not because of the...

Seth good evening, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight sophia bush, from Silicon Valley, actor zach woods, comedian dan mintz, featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening, everybody. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. That is great to hear, in that case, lets get to...

This is a confusing story, so let me try to break it down. Reality winner leaked information about a reality denier who tried to influence the election to support a reality host who is detached from reality. [ light laughter ] so now the winner is the loser and this loser who helped this loser win is the winner and thats our reality. [ laughter and applause ] pretty simple. Education secretary betsy devos said that while schools receiving federal funds must abide by federal civil rights laws, th...

Reality winner leaked information about a reality denier who tried to influence the election to support a reality host who is detached from reality. [ light laughter ] so now the winner is the loser and this loser who helped this loser win is the winner and thats our reality. [ laughter and applause ] pretty simple. Education secretary betsy devos said that while schools receiving federal funds must abide by federal civil rights laws, the department will not enter decrees on things like lgbt dis...

Broom. [ laughter ] during a press conference this afternoon, President Trump said that his administration is getting things done at a recordsetting pace. For example, most president s take four years to finish a term and it looks like trumps gonna get it done in like eight months. [ cheers and applause ] so [ laughter ] youre out the Justice Department yesterday appointed former fbi director Robert Mueller as special council to oversee the investigation into trump and russia. Im gonna get to th...

[ laughter ] during a press conference this afternoon, President Trump said that his administration is getting things done at a recordsetting pace. For example, most president s take four years to finish a term and it looks like trumps gonna get it done in like eight months. [ cheers and applause ] so [ laughter ] youre out the Justice Department yesterday appointed former fbi director Robert Mueller as special council to oversee the investigation into trump and russia. Im gonna get to the botto...

Spicey [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than President Trump. Also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked rat poison. [ light laughter ] shocking polls. There are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary Alexander Acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of Apprenticeship Training for people who, quote, learn better by doing. Of course learning by doing doe...

Spicey [ light laughter ] according to a new poll, americans find former fbi director james comey to be more trustworthy than President Trump. Also more americans prefer pepsi to the bottle marked rat poison. [ light laughter ] shocking polls. There are some shocking polls out there. [ light laughter ] labor secretary Alexander Acosta spoke to the press this afternoon and pushed for wider use of Apprenticeship Training for people who, quote, learn better by doing. Of course learning by doing doe...