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[ light laughter ] dude, you made barack obama show two birth certificates, and you called the pope disgraceful. [ light laughter ] but youre gonna reserve judgment on this guy who looks like the tow truck driver from a horror movie . [ light laughter ] need a ride ladies . [ applause ] youre not gonna get cell service out here. [ light laughter ] authorities were called to a florida airport yesterday to deal with angry passengers after Spirit Airlines canceled multiple flights. Just look at thi...

[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ lig...

[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ lig...

She was bleeding badly from a facelift. I said, no. [ light laughter ] this brings us to a new segment called i cant. [ light laughter ] seth i mean [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] i cant. [ light laughter ] announcer this has been i cant. [ cheers and applause ] seth president trump, last night, hosted the first fundraiser for his 2020 reelection campaign. The event was black tie, but white guests. [ light laughter ] president trump, today, met with the newlyelected president of south...

And a wife in her 20s. [ laughter and applause ] happy birthday. President trump reportedly blocked several users on twitter yesterday, including author stephen king. And king has already written a book about it. [ laughter and applause ] all golf and no play. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows governor Chris Christie has an Approval Rating of 15 . In fact, he is so unpopular in new jersey, hes fallen behind that smell. [ laughter and applause ] fox news fox news has announced its dropping its ...

I said, no. [ light laughter ] this brings us to a new segment called i cant. [ light laughter ] seth i mean [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] i cant. [ light laughter ] announcer this has been i cant. [ cheers and applause ] seth president trump, last night, hosted the first fundraiser for his 2020 reelection campaign. The event was black tie, but white guests. [ light laughter ] president trump, today, met with the newlyelected president of south korea. Do you speak english . , asked t...

[ laughter and applause ] happy birthday. President trump reportedly blocked several users on twitter yesterday, including author stephen king. And king has already written a book about it. [ laughter and applause ] all golf and no play. [ light laughter ] a new poll shows governor Chris Christie has an Approval Rating of 15 . In fact, he is so unpopular in new jersey, hes fallen behind that smell. [ laughter and applause ] fox news fox news has announced its dropping its slogan fair and balance...

He calls the thing he tweets on. [ laughter ] im very angry. Get me phony. President trump will speak in miami tomorrow. Hell be comfortable, because he still has strong support in florida. Plus hes the state fruit. [ laughter and applause ] the senate today the senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on russia and allows congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, Even Congress doesnt trust him. [ light laughter ] hes like a 15yearold kid who still gets a babysitter...

Im very angry. Get me phony. President trump will speak in miami tomorrow. Hell be comfortable, because he still has strong support in florida. Plus hes the state fruit. [ laughter and applause ] the senate today the senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on russia and allows congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, Even Congress doesnt trust him. [ light laughter ] hes like a 15yearold kid who still gets a babysitter. [ light laughter ] im not going to burn the ...

Cause if its 38 or 39, thats very good. White House Press Secretary sean spicer, today, held his first press briefing in front of cameras in over a week. And it was immediately clear what hes been up to. [ laughter ] batman and robin came out 20 years ago today. But we always kind of suspected. [ laughter and applause ] happy for those two. They have a farm now. Qatar airways, today, was aimed airline of the year at the paris air show. While united was named heavyweight champion by the wwe. [ la...