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Cause if its 38 or 39, thats very good. White House Press Secretary sean spicer, today, held his first press briefing in front of cameras in over a week. And it was immediately clear what hes been up to. [ laughter ] batman and robin came out 20 years ago today. But we always kind of suspected. [ laughter and applause ] happy for those two. They have a farm now. Qatar airways, today, was aimed airline of the year at the paris air show. While united was named heavyweight champion by the wwe. [ la...

Is there was a donald trump dumb enough to do that and it wasnt this one. [ laughter and applause ] china reportedly scrubbed the images of winnie the pooh from social media over the weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on. [ laughter ] President Trump attended the u. S. Womens open Golf Tournament this weekend, so just to be safe, the golfers got changed in their cars. [ laughte...

Thats right. President trump has now been in office for six months. I know, said melania. [ laughter ] according to cnn, President Trump has spent almost a quarter of his time at his Golf Properties during his First Six Months in office. So its official golf is not good exercise. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] have you been golfing . You look the same. [ light laughter ] after President Trump said in a new interview that he had regrets about appointing attorney general Jeff Sessions, sessi...

[ laughter ] look at that little guy. Look at that little gentleman. During his Senate Testimony today, attorney general Jeff Sessions said that any suggestion he colluded with russia during the election is quote, an appalling and detestable lie. And he blamed it on those golddarn duke boys. [ light laughter ] former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has published a new book titled understanding trump. And i have to say its a pretty quick read. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll found tha...

Thats right. President trump has now been in office for six months. I know, said melania. [ laughter ] according to cnn, President Trump has spent almost a quarter of his time at his Golf Properties during his First Six Months in office. So its official golf is not good exercise. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] have you been golfing . You look the same. [ light laughter ] after President Trump said in a new interview that he had regrets about appointing attorney general Jeff Sessions, sessi...

Look at that little guy. Look at that little gentleman. During his Senate Testimony today, attorney general Jeff Sessions said that any suggestion he colluded with russia during the election is quote, an appalling and detestable lie. And he blamed it on those golddarn duke boys. [ light laughter ] former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has published a new book titled understanding trump. And i have to say its a pretty quick read. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a new poll found that only 37 of ...

Seth first up as your president , i will do everything in my power to protect our lgbtq citizens. [ light laughter ] seth this has been so that was a lie then . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth newly appointed White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci said today that hes not a backstabber, but more of a frontstabbing person. [ laughter ] and its very telling about this administration that they think there is a right way to stab somebody. [ light laughter ] i stab from the f...

Building a diagram to show President Trump that hell understand. Heres that diagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what are you trying to say . [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump announced today that her first Solo International trip will be to toronto, canada. The purpose of her trip hasnt been announced. But im guessing, sanctuary . [ laughter and applause ] the publisher of Hillary Clintons upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement wha...

Seth first up as your president , i will do everything in my power to protect our lgbtq citizens. [ light laughter ] seth this has been so that was a lie then . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth newly appointed White House Communications director Anthony Scaramucci said today that hes not a backstabber, but more of a frontstabbing person. [ laughter ] and its very telling about this administration that they think there is a right way to stab somebody. [ light laughter ] i stab from the f...

Building a diagram to show President Trump that hell understand. Heres that diagram. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what are you trying to say . [ light laughter ] First Lady Melania Trump announced today that her first Solo International trip will be to toronto, canada. The purpose of her trip hasnt been announced. But im guessing, sanctuary . [ laughter and applause ] the publisher of Hillary Clintons upcoming memoir announced today that the title of her book will be the statement wha...