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>> yeah, and bob really is -- >> do you like being able to call robert de niro bob? >> i do. any moment -- i like better calling him dad. >> you vowed to crack down on drug deals and lower incarceration rates. hardball, reverend. how are you going to do both? [ laughter ] >> i want to be president and you want to grow up and be chris matthews. >> can you say it in french? >> i can, but i wont. >> you have a broadcasters voice, do you know that? >> thanks. >> its a good thing to have. >> ill stic...

>> do you like being able to call robert de niro bob? >> i do. i like better calling him dad. >> you also vowed to lower incarceration rates. hardball, reverend. how are you going to do both? >> i want to be president and you want to grow up and be chris matthews. >> you have a broadcasters voice, do you know that? >> thanks. ill stick to my day job if theyll let me. >> i never would chris matthews ask a question -- >> my problem is that i have the chris matthews syndrome. i want to break in, i ...

Chris matthews syndrome. i want to break in, i want to talk too fast and i want to cram too much information and youd be lousy at these debates, chris. >> lets talk about who youd like to see win for professional reasons who would be the best setup material. for the next four to eight years? >> can i ask a question? >> yes, sir. >> can you slow it down a peg? >> no. no. whats the answer? >> i feel like ive got oatmeal in my head. >> let me ask you a question slower. who would you as a comedian m...

Ask a trick question, would you think? my problem is that i have the chris matthews syndrome. i want to break in, i want to talk too fast and i want to cram too much information and youd be loudy at these debates, chris. >> lets talk about who youd like to see win for professional reasons who would be the best setup material. >> can i ask a question? >> yes, sir. >> can you slow it down a peg? >> no. no. whats the answer? >> i feel like ive got oatmeal on my head. >> let me ask you a question sl...

About these old comedians of one line after another, like take my wife, please. you know those henny youngman lines. it was like that last night, like take my presidency, please. your thoughts, jaime. >> i hope there arent a lot of people going to these speeches because i know theyre losing brain cells. you have a president talking about light bulbs, and chris, it just doesnt make any sense. >> it makes them yellow. >> i guess it makes them yellow -- >> im sorry, ive been corrected. >> well, in ...

Country will go to hell if any of these people get in. itll go to hell. but i said, you know, i was joking but im really not joking. you have no choice. >> sounds like louie xiv or xvi. as "the new york times" put it, the presidents speech last night hit virtually everyone of his political lines. as he careened between prepared remarks, ad-libbed, and boasts about his record. at times trumps address felt more like an act even using wind turbines as setup material. >> try dropping a windmill some...

Of these people get in. itll go to hell. but i said, you know, i was joking but im really not joking. you have no choice. >> sounds like louie xiv or xvi. the presidents speech last night hit virtually everyone of his political lines. at times trumps address felt more like an act even using wind turbines as setup material. >> try dropping a windmill someplace close to your house, try selling your house. they make noise, they kill all the birds. the energy is intermittent. you happen to be watchi...

About these old comedians of one line after another, like take my wife, please. it was like that last night, like take my presidency, please. your thoughts, jaime. >> i hope there arent a lot of people going to these speeches because i know theyre losing brain cells. you have a president talking about light bulbs, and chris, it just doesnt make any sense. >> it makes them yellow. >> i guess it makes them yellow -- >> im sorry, ive been corrected. >> well, in the end hes going to be red because h...

How much longer are you going to wait? 148 years, that would be ridiculous, wouldnt it? >> after 148 years the state of mississippi has finally ratified the 13th amendment. >> so, mississippi, two things on the recent ratification. first, better late than never. and, second, this is pretty [ bleep ] late. >> hes unbelievable. a late start and a very late finish, but at least it got done. next, conan obrien will be hosting this years white house correspondents dinner in d.c. in late april. he h...

Adopted and slavery is abolished in these united states. there remains a few stragglers. im looking at you magnolia state. how much longer are you going to wait? 148 years, that would be ridiculous, wouldnt it? >> after 148 years the state of mississippi has finally ratified the 13th amendment. >> so, mississippi, two things on the recent ratification. first, better late than never. and, second, this is pretty [ bleep ] late. >> hes unbelievable. a late start and a very late finish, but at least...