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Wacky russians. musical comedy russians. greg: exactly. the fun ones. >> yeah, theyre one funs -- fun ones. greg: kat, i dont know, russians are just -- we treat them as if each one is somehow a spy. and im married to a russian, and as far as i can tell, i dont think shes a a spy yet. >> yeah. [laughter] >> thats how good she is. >> thats super deep cover. i wouldnt take that assignment, greg. [laughter] youve got to give her credit for that. >> thats how i feel. like, i think theres certain thi...

So from that we sort of realized it wasnt genuine outrage, but more of a manufactured outrage that was borne out of the political correctness, peer pressure and the virtue signaling that you see on social media. >> yeah. and we didnt really even say anything that controversial. i mean, who wouldnt want criminal deported? i dont know of one person who would want to wake up and say, oh, im so glad theres a bunch of criminals. [laughter] its not that controversial. our first reaction was what did w...

Even if you spill a bot of wine, im going to chip in. my husband meets as the criteria of men being better tippers than women, hes so generous. in a good way. he feels like these people are hustling, working hard. greg: its always awkward when you have a relative, generally older, and you wait until they leave and you add money on the bill -- >> yes, we do that. greg: im that guy. [laughter] anyway, im the guy that just leaves, and i know that theyre going to pay. no, im kidding. up next, rock...

Theres one of those in our audience. [cheers and applause] worst tippers, women, southerners, democrats and those paying with cash. these groups leave ant 15-16% on average which still isnt that bad, i think. how do i tip? great question. when im done eating, i offer the server a free copy of mark steyns fantastic album. [laughter] its called feline groovy, songs for swinging cats. heres a taste. its real. ♪ i thought i saw a pussy cat creeping up on me. ♪ you bet i saw a pussy cat as plain ...

Know to buy it. its great. >> thank you. greg: best of luck and congratulations on your success. [cheers and applause] >> thank you so much. [cheers and applause] greg: all right. when we return, the best part of -- [inaudible] confirmation hearings, the cable networks didnt sh

Influencing anything, because she makes things go bad for them. [cheers and applause] greg: i think what the dems should learn from donald trump is he won, it was a reaction against identity politics, so get away from that. it was a reaction against a monolithic media, theres that. and also law enforcement, that he was pro-law enforcement. because all those things plagued the democratic party. they were seen as anti-law enforcement, pro-identity politics and pro-monolithic media. >> plus, she ju...

The democrats need to get back to, because right now -- >> message? greg: yeah. >> message? greg: yes. >> dont blame us, blame her. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: i dont know if thats going to cork to work. kat, is this anybody that could fill the current void that they seem to have? >> well, they should start thinking about it, right? greg: yes. >> all heir trying to do is -- theyre trying to do is attack donald trump. kid rock is running for senate in michigan, elizabeth warren is sayi...

All right, shannon -- [laughter] should she run for office again? should a clinton run for office? >> well, it may be chelsea. greg: maybe chelseas a great bumper sticker. >> maybe chelsea, question mark? [applause] dont, listen, dont ever count out hillary clinton. i do not -- because remember, she has many scores to settle, because she has explained the reasons why she lost including netflix, "the new york times", president obama having two terms, hackers in macedonia, vladimir putin, james co...

Your job is dealing with people breaking laws or potentially breaking laws. greg: yeah. >> that would like being a police officer whos scared of guns and death. im still going to do it. im a doctor, but im a germophobe. i refuse to see any patients. [laughter] maybe its just not the job for you. there are approximately infinity other jobs. feel free to choose one of those. come on. greg: hey, tyrus -- >> genitals. greg: lets say youre reading a script for a movie -- >> oh, now he cares. greg: no...