right here. i got some things to say to you, bill, and i m talking to you. you talking to me? are you a leaf keeper? no. i love the fall season and the crisp air. you are a man, aren t you? aren t you? christopher columbus. do you know what christopher did. discovered something, i don t know. hudson river? conquering america, i think? cracking a joke. what was christopher columbus famous for? for discovering america. why do you put discovering in quotations? because there were people already living here. that was then. this is now. columbus, what country was he from. was he from england? france? england. [ buzzer ] or was he from britain. [ buzzer ] columbia. [ buzzer ] he was hispanic. jeez, get me out of here. meep meep.
right here. are we in your world. you re in my world. oh, yeah. we are in watters world. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah. watters on deck. the columbus day edition. how much do the folks know? don t even ask. what nationality is columbus? i believe he was ahhh what are you thinking about? right back.
superstitious scarecrow of a school master. the guy who got attacked by the headless horseman. where did that happen, do you know? no. sleepy hollow. that s right. you are in sleepy hollow right now. that s so insane it kind of makes sense. an i ikabob thinks he is safe crossing over the bridge. he rises up with some horrid head in hand. the school master, he is never seen here again. you better hold on to your head. watch the hair. do you ever watch the o reilly factor? i do. that s why i know how are. do you trust me? no. who is scarier in the headless horseman or bill o reilly? we know it s bill o reilly. man. [ laughter ] now, the next time you go out, which is going to be soon, i want you to ask when they don t know what year columbus discovered
do you know columbus nationality. indian? i don t know what he was. purity geez. purity geese. what was columbus nationality. england. [ buz english. pilgrim? he was american? i believe. what are you thinking about? italian. now, what year did columbus discover america? 19 i don t know. 18 1800? yeah, around there. you are off by a couple hundred years. what a mouth on that guy. when did columbus discover america? um, 1776. [ buzzer ] 1806? [ buzzer ]
india. was he looking for spain? no. he sailed from spain. [ laughter ] do you remember the names of the ships columbus came over in? the maria, mayfield. mayflower. [ laughter ] that s unbelievable. the santa maria. pin that, kinta. kinta. not the la quinta inn. do you think columbus was a good guy or a bad guy? i think he was good. he liked sailing. why was he bad? because he was looking for women. what is love? columbus, good guy or bad guy? [contradicts crickets chirping] are you going to take columbus off for columbus day. yes. this is for o reilly