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>> anthony: how does the joke begin? three men in a bar? but its not a bar. imagine the bronx -- a corner bodega, or maybe a luncheonette, a diner, three men, strictly by coincidence, find themselves in the same place at the same time. sitting at the counter is afrika bambaataa. across the room is melle mel. door opens, and who walks in? dj kool herc. three men who created the musical style thats become the soundtrack to, well, the whole wide world. do they all nod at each other? lamen...

>> desus: there is, there is. if people would like, you know, get over their bias and come above 96th street they would find out. >> man: you learn fast. >> anthony: i mean, if the bronx were a neighborhood in manhattan, sort of shrunk-down, youd have hipsters crawling all over this place. >> desus: oh! oh my god. if you live in the bronx, its not necessary that youre going to ever leave the bronx, go to manhattan, cause everything you want, everything you need is in the bronx. so, why would you...

>> anthony: man, i mean, correct me if im wrong -- theres a lot of good food in the bronx. >> desus: there is, there is. if people would like, you know, get over their bias and come above 96th street they would find out. >> man: you learn fast. >> anthony: i mean, if the bronx were a neighborhood in manhattan, sort of shrunk-down, youd have hipsters crawling all over this place. >> desus: oh! oh my god. if you live in the bronx, its not necessary that youre going to ever leave the bronx, go to m...

>> anthony: hey, guys. >> customer: hi, hows it going? >> desus: hey, whats up? >> anthony: all right. look, im thinking curry goat. desus uncle vernon used to own this place, but that was three owners ago. now its lammys, and lammy took over from some people who put too much cinnamon in their curried goat, which, as we all know, is a sin against god. lammy fixed things. curried goat and stewed oxtail, with rice and peas, collards, and, yes, mac and cheese. i cant resist. >> anthony: man, i mean...

25 years. >> anthony: that takes some -- determination though. >> desus: listen, if i could be a crackhead, i would be the best crackhead possible. >> anthony: i was a crackhead, and, uh -- >> desus: listen, weve all been there. you know? no judgments! >> anthony: hey, guys. >> customer: hi, hows it going? >> desus: hey, whats up? >> anthony: all right. look, im thinking curry goat. desus uncle vernon used to own this place, but that was three owners ago. now its lammys, and lammy took over from...

Theres a lot of good food in the bronx. >> desus: there is, there is. if people would like, you know, get over their bias and come above 96th street they would find out. >> man: you learn fast. >> anthony: i mean, if the bronx were a neighborhood in manhattan, sort of shrunk-down, youd have hipsters crawling all over this place. >> desus: oh! oh my god. if you live in the bronx, its not necessary that youre going to ever leave the bronx, go to manhattan, because everything you want, everything y...

Too much cinnamon in their curried goat, which, as we all know, is a sin against god. lammy fixed things. curried goat and stewed oxtail, with rice and peas, collards, and, yes, mac and cheese. i cant resist. >> anthony: man, i mean, correct me if im wrong -- theres a lot of good food in the bronx. >> desus: there is, there is. if people would like, you know, get over their bias and come above 96th street they would find out. >> man: you learn fast. >> anthony: i mean, if the bronx were a neighb...

Find out. >> man: you learn fast. >> anthony: i mean, if the bronx were a neighborhood in manhattan, sort of shrunk-down, youd have hipsters crawling all over this place. >> desus: oh! oh my god. if you live in the bronx, its not necessary that youre going to ever leave the bronx, go to manhattan, cause everything you want, everything you need is in the bronx. so, why would you go past 149th street? >> anthony: right. >> desus: so, all that repping my neighborhood, the ethnic pride and all that ...