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but weve got a valentines day card from a very important person today and its our favorite vp. take it away kamala. ♪ >> hey valentine. theres a time to celebrate valentines day and that time is now, for celebrating. because its the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] >> greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. heres another. ♪ >> hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling...

♪ >> greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, its kennedy. [cheers and applause] >> greg: hes so sharp were handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] >> greg: shes so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog...

backdoor man. but you know you might be dangerous, too, according to the fbi. and you dont even have to be an angry parent at a school board meeting. you just have to use words. yeah, turns out new fbi documents released this week through a toy i cant request reveal the bureau uses internets slang to seek out violent extremism on line odd terms linked to racially violent extremism. words like based larping and red pill. remains in terms that could be used in a con that dont in racist v...

i have been a fan of brand for decades ever since his talk show big brothers big mouth it is show that was so outrageous legal wouldnt even let us show it. which sucks but even at the start of his career he was aw brilliant brain in search ofucks food at a time when the shelves were bare but now most abrupt change in any career since o.j. simpson. [laughter] brand was a great comedian, successful actor, bigger than most rock stars it helped that he looked like rases putin had sex with ...

i call it, everybody run! its the attack on brass. why are the democrats so evil? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> greg: you know, sometimes i think he takes my direction too literally. i said, you know, its about attacking children and he goes the attack on brats. like a 1950s horror movie about sausage. tonight i dedicate my monologue to the next generation because someones got to look out for them t democrats certainly arent. fact is were in a cultural war and the kids are caught...

shes harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, theyre crazier than ever. she doesnt have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epsteins jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, whats their new message? take it away crazy l...

>> who did they receive a grant from which if you remember was the premise behind the data function me? i tested all the best. cosmetics and cocaine, they all helped me finished the screen play. i got to run. >> there you have it, greg, back to you. [ applause ] >> i hate those blue traps. i feel better knowing that maybe it is not so bad after all. this research raises the most important question. where did all this [ bleep ] come from? did we created the lab or china created in the...

kilmeades fan base. way smaller than we think. its true. we always assume the woke have the numbers. but we really, we never really knew how many. was it 10 million? one million? what if its just 500 miserable narcissists? what if its just keith olbermann? the hill reports on a new study which shows people often appear more politically extreme than they really are just to fit in. of course, there are some exceptions like antifa, isisand the cast of the view. but the popular report comp...

no, what im saying is what they demonized before becomes less satan i can as they ship to a new, far more evil target. and, no, not him either. you know, you guys always assume im talking about him. he is evil but you remember donald trump, right? big orange guy with crazy heir, funny as hell and got more done before 9:00 a.m. than biden did all day? he was hitler mussolini and uncooked chicken all rolled into one. he was the worst thing that ever lived and that includes whoever invent...

to be funny. >> that was great, thats never happened before. >> greg: the set up gets a joke. well, when you run out of white racists, like doritos youve got to make more. and that means its time for... ♪ >> this guy blows, brought to you by sugar free candy ruining halloween since 1962. ♪ >> greg: i dont think thats real. yep, charles blow is the worst writer in america. its either him or the guy who keeps writing dwarf on my office door. tyrus. but blow, whose name is short for b...