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Everyone is getting into the act of poking fun at donald trump. that includes the simpsons. >> im not replacing him. >> dont make him a suit. 100 days in office. so many accomplishments. my twitter following increased by 700 and finally we can shoot hibernating bears. my boys will love that. >> here is a bill you must read immediately. it lowers taxes only for republicans. >> cant fox news read it and i will watch what they say? >> no, you have to read it. howie: whats great about ask the simpso...

Late night. i dont know if you saw the simpsons, who actually had a show 16 years ago that predicted president trump. this is their take on the first 100 days, though. >> 100 days in office, so many accomplishments, lowered my golf handicap. my twitter following increased by 700. and finally we can shoot hibernating bears. my boys will love that. >> sir, heres a new bill that you must read immediately. it lowers taxes for only republicans. >> cant fox news read it, and ill watch what they say? >...

Could do no wrong and also how many people think everything he does is wrong. you find out, oh, he wants to break up the ninth circuit court. people are like, oh, my god, hes a dictator. this is something conservatives have been talking about, the ninth circuit, its huge, very unwieldy, and needs to be broken up. >> well see you tonight and -- >> at the correspondents dinner. >> i actually have my class reunion. >> youre a spring chicken. youre a little spring chicken. >> youre adorable. jake, t...

Republicans. >> cant fox news read it and ill watch what they say? >> ah, no, you have to read it. >> the new supreme court justice, ivanka, takes ruth bader ginsburgs seat on the bench. can you buy ivankas robes for only 1,000 rubles. >> you said youd replace me with garland! >> with me now, the brain child behind that piece executive producer, writer, show runner for the simpsons, nearly 4 million views and counting, al, great to have you on. >> nice to be here. thank you. >> watching that cli...

Ill read what they have to say? >> no, you have to read it. >> a new supreme court justice takes her seat on the bench. >> you said youd replace me with garland. >> we missed the part where marge reaches into her hair to grab her pills. >> lyndon johnson said if ive lost walter cronkite, ive lot mid-america. do you think donald trump is saying if im lost "the simpsons," ive lost america? >> ron, thank you. great to have you here. >> our next guest on new day is a combat veteran, a road scholar a...

Become a negative is if they become linked to cuts in government. medicare is the one. >> look, it is also another a coincidence the timing. here we are on the banner of 100 days. the president has said it is a meaningless standard, but hes coming out with a lot of things to try and impress. everybody has got a take on what the 100 days means for trump, including ""the simpsons."" heres a sample. >> i am not replacing him. >> dont wrinkle the suit. >> 100 days in office, so many accomplishments,...

Organs that are just packed full of varying amounts of toxins. and some hysterical ninnies will tell you that the tetrodotoxin present in the blowfish is 1,200 times more potent than cyanide. and theyll tell you how if its consumed, you remain conscious while your muscles gradually become paralyzed and death, like a slow moving freight train, looms closer and closer. and whatever you do, just make sure you cut out the liver. i say, bull --. >> anthony: so. were eating blowfish. >> bel: yes. its ...

Said it was bringing unwanted attention to the city and risking millions of o city dollars. they voted last night to revert back to merely being a welcomina steady instead of a sanctuary city. an economist and writer, published a piece saying americans ought to toughen up and accept immigration because it "biggens" the economy. the word is on the simpsons but we are going to use it on our show. all valid questions, to be answered by ray keating who joins us now. >> "biggens," i love it. >> tucke...

Decided to reconsider their sanctuary resolution after they said it was bringing unwanted attention to the city and risking millions of city dollars. they voted last night to revert back to merrily being a welcoming steady instead of a sanctuary city. an economist and writer, published a piece of markets say americans ought to toughen up and accept immigration because it biggens the economy. the word on the simpsons but we are going to use it on our show. all valid questions, to be answered by r...

This is just buffoonery. the city council of lansing decided to reconsider their sanctuary resolution after they said it was bringing unwanted attention to the city and risking millions of city dollars. they voted last night to revert back to merrily being a welcoming steady instead of a sanctuary city. an economist and writer, published a piece of markets say americans ought to toughen up and accept immigration because it biggens the economy. the word on the simpsons but we are going to use it ...