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To get our message across and get our shows sampled. >> they had an idea, in order to succeed, we have to differentiate ourselves and do things they would not do. >> fox started throwing anything against the wall not knowing what was going to. go first shows were things like "21 jump street." joan rivers in terms of late night. >> we have been banned in boston, which i think is wonderful. wxne. pick a finger, wxne. >> and the tracy allman show. >> it was a sketch show. and they needed something ...

First things were like 21 jump street. joan rivers in terms of late night. >> we have been banned in -- >> and the tracy allman show. >> it was a sketch show. and they needed something to go between the sketches. again, they were looking for something different. . >> the simpsons would never have come along had it not been for the tracy uhlman show. >> crime hurts the criminal. >> that is not true, mom, i got a free ride home. didnt i?

Trump is ready to attack his now new top rival ted cruz on this stage tomorrow night, he all but assured us the hits would be coming. telling jake tapper on account sta "state of the union," i expect to get it on. >> athena jones from las vegas. ted cruzs surge to the top of the polls mean gloves are off for rivals like donald trump. in the hearts and minds of voters, cruz is turning to a usual weapon in the world of politics. humor. cruz responding to trumps jab that he is a maniac with a twe...

Need cops. so cool. >> nice job, guys. you nailed it. everyone thinks they dont need a cop until they do heads up, quentin tarantino. kg. at the end of that episode. they dont realize how much they need cops and they welcomed the cops back. >> so listen thats what you have to do. you have to educate the ignorant through cartoons so they understand whats happening. aha. >> this is reminiscent, just reminded me of a classic "si "simpsons" episode. the only brave commentary left is in animation by ...

No weapons, no witnesses but a wealth of forensic evidence. the team prosecuting o.j. simpson for murder believes they can prove he butchered ron goldman and nicole brown simpson. >> this appeared to be an overkill or a rage killing. >> there was blood everywhere. at the bundy crime scene, at simpsons rockingham estate, and scattered along the route in between. blood, prosecutors say, is simpsons. >> does that mean that these characteristics that mr. simpson has that are also found in the bundy ...

Simpson for murder believes they can prove he butchered ron goldman and nicole brown simpson. >> this appeared to be an overkill or a rage killing. >> there was blood everywhere. at the bundy crime scene, at simpsons rockingham estate, and scattered along the route in between. blood, prosecutors say, is simpsons. >> does that mean that these characteristics that mr. simpson has that are also found in the bundy walk bloodstain are only found in approximately 1 out of 170 million caucasians or afr...

Consumed youll remain conscious while your muscles gradually become paralyzed and death like a low-moving freight train looms closer and closer. and whatever you do, just make sure you cut out that liver. i say bull [ muted ]. so were eating blowfish. >> yes. its an adventure. >> like the japanese, they like the poisonous stuff. >> i know, i know, yeah. >> but they remove the liver and skin. >> its supposed to be removed properly. >> properly, right. i saw a "simpsons" episode, i think. >> this ...

>> its a little brown. a lot of brown going on. >> its a lot of brown. oval room thats hard to start with i would say it needs a total overhaul. >> next up. last one, i you think we have here. the simpsons. i think i hate everything about it. i would put in one of my couches. obviously. it needs some molding. and the carpet is terrible. >> kyle, thank you so much and being willing to play along with us today. you can catch kyle at kyle shiewlman.com or catch his new line at bed, bath, and beyond...

Tots? would you watch the simpsons if homer looked like this? i wouldnt. thats creepy. >> what was he holding? >> maybe some hot ham. >> diet pills. >> it is creepy, isnt it? fred flinstone, fat albert, they were all fat. fat albert has his own baggage now, but -- >> dan do you think there is any correlation? >> fat albert and porky pig? was this 1973 with these kids? >> most kids still follow porky pig. >> porky pig didnt eat a lot, did he? he was a pig, yes. >> watch your mouth. >> he is pig s...

>> the size of his crowds matters to donald trump. >> we have about 10,000 people. >> the republican presidential candidate bragged in las vegas about what awaited him at his next stop in phoenix. >> this crowd today blows anything that bernie sanders has had. that i can tell you. >> democratic presidential candidate bernie sanders was welcomed by 10,000 people in wisconsin. trump topped him with this facebook post from the phoenix convention center. "this is what 15,000 people looks like." it w...