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E-mails like that, but it just seems so pretentious, when she is a woman with that high status and position. i do love in the e-mails, they use code names. someone is santa. he was seeing someone, she said im seeing santa at 8:30. can we push back the flight to 9:30? is that okay? i think it is great, sometimes us girls are not great with the code name and it is exactly what they look like. she is referring to somebody who has the biggest stomach and the whitest bushiest beard. >> wait a minute,...

Hard rock phoenix at the comerica caesars palace. check it all out. ted cruz auditioning for the simpsons? im not kidding. if youre suffering from constipation or irregularity powders may take days to work. for gentle overnight relief, try dulcolax laxative tablets. ducolax provides gentle overnight relief, unlike miralax that can take up to 3 days. dulcolax, designed for dependable relief. so this beauty can be yours with a down payment and 10% financing. oh larry, lawrence. thanks to the too...

A face for radio and i have a face for animation. >> come on, hes pretty good. >> thats good. >> you watch the simpsons thats good. >> that is good. >> coming up at the top of the hour hudson river rivalry or the hudson river rivalry, new jersey governor chris christie jum noopz the race for president, sets his sights on new hampshire but george pataki has something to say about that. the former new york governor joins the table. and we have new polls that just crossed. well dig throughout numbe...

Shake deal in 1964. each of them put up $500. now." forbes" ranks nike 18th on the list of worlds most valuable brands and ranked first in most valuable sports brands with $30 million in revenue. simpsons need a presidential candidate, and onbon jovi. ""scrambled politics" is next. across america people, like basketball hall of famer dominique wilkins, are taking charge of their type 2 diabetes... ...with non-insulin victoza. for a while, i took a pill to lower my blood sugar but it didnt get ...

Texas senator and republican presidential candidate ted cruz huge fan of "the simple sons" and buzz feed got limb to offer up his best imitations of the characters. check it out. >> hi im ted with harry share retiring. im auditioning for any part i can get in the simpsons. smithers? release the hounds. excellent. >> hi neighbor. kang and kodos in a classic episode when they run for president, im running for president now. forward, not backwards. upwards, not down wards and always twirling twirli...

Also, presidential candidate george pataki will be here and former senator gary hart. >> all right. >> and then theres this -- >> smithers release the hounds. excellent. hi neighbor. >> wow. well play more of senator ted cruz audition for an opening at the simpsons courtesy of buzz feed. bill karins as a look at the forecast. hey, bill. >> storm coming in this morning. and they continue this morning up into areas of connecticut now, up to massachusetts and theyre going to eventually roll through...

Enduring romances. >> you hate to see couples break up. >> yeah. especially like this. >> theyve been together a long time. homer and marge simpson. been together for 26 years. apparently the marriage is on the rocks, though. >> really? its been revealed that in the last series of the show "the sims simpsons will be legally separating. the producer told "variety" that homers discovered issues with sleep, puts a strain on their marriage. im sure a lot of people at this hour knows what sleep can d...

This morning on "world news now," show of force. hundreds of officers looking for two convicted killers who broke out of prison. the growing manhunt, the latest lead and the growing questions of how they escaped. hushing scandal. dennis hastert, once a powerful politician now booked and fingerprinted. his day in court. and the growing allegations of sex abuse, lies and money. crushing call. a woman trapped in her car, nearly smashed by a big rig truck. hear her calls for help and how a 911 d...

Become paralyzed and death like a low-moving freight train looms closer and closer. and whatever you do, just make sure you cut out that liver. i say bull [ muted ]. so were eating blowfish. >> yes. its an adventure. >> like the japanese, they like the poisonous stuff. >> i know, i know, yeah. >> but they remove the liver and skin. >> its supposed to be removed properly. >> properly, right. i saw a "simpsons" episode, i think. >> this guy make it great. >> poisonous blowfish moqueca a recipe. ad...

Military thinking, or when a society feels threatened because not everyone identifies the same sexually. >> russia, so far, has not commented on the campaign. but clearly, there are some who believe more than military deterrents, a warm current from this arctic nation might cause the tough and disciplined russian sailors to cut and run. cnn, london. >> if youre in frankfurt now, keep an eye out for a monkey that looks like that because there is a nationwide hunt for more than a dozen red monkeys...