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So this is your great, great, get out and vote great grandmother sabina hugel the race intensifying with election day now less than three wow months away. In the hot seat. It gives me chills just the u. S. Postmaster general imagining meeting my great, great, great grandmother sabina was born in 1843 in agrees to testify at an germany, but her family emergency hearing on capitol hill as the backlash grows emigrated to the United States when sabina was about 8 years old. Changes that could potent...

Was still there. During an oval office event yesterday, President Trump called the coronavirus the invisible enemy, and said he views the virus like a war in other words, safely from thousands of miles away. Thats right, President Trump called the coronavirus the quote, invisible enemy. But to be fair, thats also what he calls the little piece of lettuce they try to hide in his burgers. Nice try, invisible enemy. After declaring yesterday National Nurses day, President Trump met with a group of ...

Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. Thats right, joe biden appeared on snapchats daily political show yesterday they were only able to tell it was joe biden from the thumbprint the fbi has seized the cell phone of republican senator richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he used information from a coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. Its also incriminating that right after the meeting, he signed up for netflix and hulu so, he knew something was coming accor...

Fighting, but its probably the air conditioner. Lets get to the news. When asked, in a new interview, if he had told staff to slow down coronavirus testing, President Trump said, quote, if we did slow it down, we wouldnt show nearly as many cases. The guy is so bad at lying thats like if your parents asked are you high, and you said, you know, marijuana is legal in several states. Following President Trumps use of the offensive phrase kung flu to describe the coronavirus, White House Press secre...

The worst thing thats ever happened to me. Thats right President Trump participated in a fox news town hall at the Lincoln Memorial though i think fox was just excited to finally feature a competent republican president. During a fox news town hall last night, President Trump claimed that reporters asked him the, quote, most horrible, horrendous, biased questions during press conferences said the fox reporter, do you think its because youre too hot . Do you think that might be it . Newly appoint...

Would be the, quote, toughest decision that he will ever make. And thats coming from a guy who once had to fire meatloaf. It couldnt have been easy for trump to fire a guy named after food during a Coronavirus Task force press briefing on friday, President Trump said that he was already thinking about dates for reopening the country from the coronavirus lockdown, but added that he would defer to experts experts . Or as most people call them, pillow salesmen. Trump administration is reportedly ex...

Write a speech for him about Race Relations, but this time in favor of them. Thats right trump asked Stephen Miller to write a speech for him about Race Relations stephen mil that Stephen Miller the guy behind the muslim ban and putting kids in cages . You might as well ask melania to write you a love letter. Well, this has a lot of curse words for a love letter. Im not sure thats i dont think any of this is appropriate. The longrunning show cops was canceled yesterday, honoring the long traditi...

[ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth how is everybody doing . [ cheers and applause that is great to hear. In that case, lets get started. So, you guys, tonight we are foregoing a monologue. We are foregoing a monologue were going to get to a closer look a little later in the show i am im just going to admit it, im a little hung over i am hung over, because we did not tape the show yesterday. I spent yesterday afternoon day drinking [ cheers ] weve done that before on ou...

Said, quote, what in gods name is he doing . Where where have you been, joe . Joe biden is like your friend who wants to watch your favorite tv show with you but didnt see the first season what . Hes making meth i thought this fellow was a High School Teacher did he breaks bad . Yeah. Oh. Former Vice President joe biden held a Virtual Campaign event on monday with the asianamericana and Pacific Islanders victory fund and said that he has nicknamed President Trump president tweety because of his ...

Seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats fantastic in that case, lets get to the news following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish so, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump today met with the leaders ...