Slaughter Fine News Today

Gabriella told me on the phone one day that, mummy, you do realise that you are very famous, and then its me and then its daddy? laughter fine. then i said, "ok, you know, its not good to be famous, because you want to have a normal life, and, you know, just to have..." and she was like, "oh, youre not going to be famous for ever. maximum a week!" so were bracing ourselves for a week of fame, and then were just going to have a normal family. and with that, she was off to start a new chapter in h...