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What i say. smoke em if you got em. if you got em. do you love nice presents? do you? you look at saturday night live when i was a kid, the names you knew were like bill murray, dan aykroyd, chevy chase, john belushi. you always knew the dudes names. now, when you talk about snl, the names that pop up . tina fey, amy poehler. kristen wiig. leslie jones. if you want to see leslie jones naked, just ask mark and kate mckinnon. the alien showed my mind. the furnace of all creation. what we would cal...

Between your kristin gillibrand. >> theres a whole base of folks that basically say the folks that forced franken out they are never going to support them. so if anything, the democrats are able to ride the high ground saying were leveling this across the board. >> they still have this, but lets just say the pitchers mound would have been lower. >> thank you much. happy friday. up ahead, lobsters. smoke em if you got em. lobsters smoke em if you got em

We are subject to so much bull [ bleep ]. >> people say hillary is a pitch. let me say something about that. yeah, she is. so am i and so is this one. >> deal with it. >> you know what? bitches get stuff done. >> bad as women were the force of that show. >> smoke em if you got em. >> do you love this presents? do you? >> bill murray, an ackroyd, chevy chase, john belushi. you knew the dudes names. now the names that pop up, tina fey, amy poehler, kristin wigg, leslie jones. >> you want to see me...

You cant ignore this. it is fundamentally not right. anytime you bring a foreign national in your room you are asking for trouble. these incidents occurred between 2005 and 2008. obviously this is obamas fault. >> no doubt about that. >> we have to make it clear. >> i like the idea of bringing a national into your room. >> it is sad but you know what the good news is they will have a zero tolerance policy which is an improvement over the smoke em if youve got em. the take away is it was paid for...

The streets and guns, guns, guns. and when politicians get guns they are breaking down the front doors of the twitter guys who say i am doing lines upstairs. you are the guys who shouldnt have any guns. >> it is more about power than anything. the police force told the mayor i dont think there are any laws to be broken. you need to calm down your own feelings. they continue to push. it is a power issue. it is not the point of you having it. it is you taking it upon yourself to enforce it with fe...

>> face reality, mika. >> come on. i want to stay in my bubble. im good. >> this is the dawning of the age of herman cain. >> no. >> no -- >> what is wrong with your party? >> smoke em if you got em. >> the texas governor at a number -- heres the hit -- >> oh, that at least -- >> the new congressional appr e approval rating is 9%, rick perry is below 9%. >> who are the 9%? thats what i want to know. i dont want to live anywhere near them. >> his extended family are the natural prey of the coyote...

Vacation. this looks like a fun life. whatever is happening i have a budget and golf to play. >> she wanted to legalize marijuana. do you agree with that? how do you feel about that? >> yeah, of course. any girl i have been with has been a lot looser on marijuana. i personally dont smoke it myself. there has been girls that have indulged in the old hot tub. they have taken a few liberties. so yeah im all for it. smoke em if you got em, girls. >> and to help the economy, she has a good idea of le...