Snooki Doesnt Know News Today

Because "you dont want two presidents at one wedding." hillary was like, yeah, we get it. you won. okay? big deal. >> its telling that he goes to cry on the shoulders of the sympathetic women of the view". >> whatever happened to the majesty of the office? >> i think theres got to be a little bit of dignity to the presidency. >> by the way, did you idiots have any short-term memory at all? is this ringing a bell for you? >> were yall spankers? did you spank them? >> not very often. not really >>...

On tanning. because hes pale, and he would probably want to be tan. since taxes were raised on tanning -- >> obama doesnt have that problem. obviously. >> there you go. you cant make this stuff up. by the way, snooki was arrested today as she left the beach in seaside heights new jersey, and was charged with -- wait for it -- disorderly conduct. i know, shock. and proof that arent above the law, a republican congressman from california was about to do an interview from his car when he was stoppe...

Boushey, have a great friday. thank you for coming in. up next, what does snooki, winston churchill and dan lundgren have in common? youre going to have to tune in to the next segment to find out. snooki has a beef with president obama. you probably have a good idea if you know who snooki is what that beef is. the sideshow is next. [ man ] i never knew what my big old fashioned broker did with my money. so i switched to e-trade. its high-tech, low cost, easy to use. its transformed the way i i...

Will get back. but it was an investment of the future of this industry. i think thats the one thing thats a big difference between this and what happened on wall street. we need manufacturing here in the country. we need it for a variety of reasons. we need it for jobs today. we also need it for the jobs tomorrow. we need it for the jobs and the industry up and down the supply chain. its important for the future, and the kinds of investments that this administration has been making and encouragi...

>> its telling that he goes to try on the shoulders of the sympathetic women of "the view." >> whatever happened to the majesty of the office? >> i think theres got to be a little bit of dignity to the presidency? >> by the way, did you idiots have any short-term memory at all? is this ringing a bell for you? >> were yall spankers? did you thank them? >> not very often. >> not really. >> joy behar asked the president about snooki. president obama said he didnt know who she was. its okay. snooki ...

Winston churchill and -- have in common? snooki has a beef with president obama. you probably have a good idea if you know who snooki is what that beef is. the sideshow is next. [ female announcer ] maxwell house gives you a rich, full-flavored cup of coffee, so you can be good to the last drop. [ dog barking ] [ sniffing ] [ male announcer ] missing something? like 2 pairs of glasses for $99.99 at sears optical. now includes bifocals at the same great price for a limited time. hurry in to sears...

>> i dont go tanning tanning anymore because obama put a 10% tax on tanning. and i feel like he did that intentionally for us. mccain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. because hes pale, and he would probably want to be tan. since taxes were raised on tanning -- >> obama doesnt have that problem. obviously. >> there you go. you cant make this stuff up. by the way, snooki was arrested today as she left the beach in seaside heights, new jersey and was charged with, wait for it, disorderly condu...