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All over the world were watching the president and the prime minister of denmark who is of the female persuasion, and the prime minister of the united kingdom, taking their own selfie. thats what caused it. i blame it on obama. like almost everything i can think of. >> impeachment will begin tomorrow. basically what theyre saying, the entire country is like a 12-year-old girl. >> yeah. theyre not doing well. >> no, theyre not. >> man. its like good parenting 101, right? you dont base your self-w...

Dont want you to know that theyre all about it. >> thats true. ive noticed ive been getting a lot more unlikes. and thats probably because im exploding. im just exploding, andy. you take a lot of shelfies. >> i do. >> pictures of peoples shelves. weird hobby. but its an opportunity for expressment, i guess. >> i dont think its your place to call it weird. as you know, i try to give positive feedback to as many young thy thais as i can, doing my part to save this kendry and ensure they have futur...

>> i think it was. what do you make of this? i honestly -- i dont have -- i dont care. >> im fascinated. our cultures fascination with peoples sexual orientation. being a football player has nothing to do with who you like. the only people who are uncomfortable by it, shouldnt be. because it just doesnt make sense. i dont understand how the two correlate. >> i think theres a curiosity. thats not necessarily born of discomfort. everybody gets excited when they dpipd out somebodys gay. they never ...

>> thats true. >> its a horrible sport, by the way, horrible. i dont know why i said that. perhaps because we have cockfighting fans at home. coming up, is chain nat biggest threat to america? ambassador john bolton discusses his new book "my moustache once arm wrestled a bear and won." whats up with dennis rodman? sources say something. theres a saying around here, you stand behind what you say. around here you dont make excuses. you make commitments. and when you cant live up to them, you ...

Andy. do you wish you had more time to spend with your family, and jessie, you know where im going with this. >> sure do. from now on just hold up "b." that means bad joke. >> the point with you on twitter is exactly why i have this new policy now where im blocking anyone that mentions cats to me. i cant take it anymore. >> they know what bothers you. >> then i wont have to see them anymore. >> youre talking like theyre not here. >> oh, theyre here. im all for people working less. i just dont th...

He would just do that so he never paid for a single drink. he would just work up bills with different people and disappear. then yell, i guess he was at the bar, i cant remember what happened. he was at the bar and they had to plead with him to go home and he refused to. >> now all of our viewers are going to do that. >> yes. >> this has been gregs storytelling hour. >> just telling you, this is not news to me. what are you laughing at, jesse? >> it was just -- it was a long way to go. >> i wasn...

What they said was he emptied the bowel in this the hall ways. in north korea they execute people, i think they disembowel them. they emptied the bowels. not his bowels. >> semantics. >> i always thought it was so crazy they dont empty the bowels before they hang them in the hallway. >> then he was so disturbed he spun around and vomited. >> he vomited because it was disgusting after he emptied the bowels. >> i have to tell you, this is not unusual. i was talking about this in our story pitch me...

It would be nice to leave that job and go to another job or whatever. >> lets pin the responsibility where it belongs, on labor unions, which got a tax-free treatment for employer-provided health care in 1940. >> absolutely. >> that locks people in. the labor unions wanted it and they got it. >> the other thing is, hearing this talk from the left that its cool, that people will be working less, maybe working fewer hours, not working full-time. the unions have been silent on this so far. and im a...

>> no kidding. i dont know if he was straight or gay. >> was this the hot topic at "hot topic" today? >> that one was actually okay. >> thank you. what are you looking at over there? >> i was -- i did it for effect. >> are there cue cards over there? >> no. just wondering how much time he has. >> comedians dont come out of the closet and then say its a load off your chooes. please. to be honest, i dont understand why this is a big deal. why people are getting crazy about it. theres still 33 stat...

No, i started a support group with this gentleman we just saw. who are looking for more members. >> phony shmoney. >> people who pretend to be things they arent? >> exactly. what he should have done, you get on the phone once you get the call that youre up for this job and you call your travel agent. you get to argentina. vacation, business, pleasure. >> he could have been down there, or at least go to an argentinean steak house. theyre all over the place. order that -- >> chimichurri! >> i dont...