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>> but every real sports fan has had a moment when an athlete has failed and said, i can do better than that. >> on your mark, get set -- >> on this episode, youre about to find out all the reasons you cant do better than that. ♪ ♪ going for a touchdown, sharpshooter from this court. youre looking at the spirit of america. >> i grew up resenting sports. when youre a black kid who everybody knows is going to be over 6 feet tall, every conversation goes to, you play basketball. i o...

Back! then i pray to be struck by lightning. one thing i absolutely wanted to do while in boston was to learn how to throw a baseball. >> okay, all right. okay. >> so to speech me, i got two of the manliest men i know. both friends of mine, both producers on the show. >> you can kind of point to where youre going -- >> if this goes too badly, i wan fire them. >> oh, yeah, dont roast me, dont roast me! this is getting better. >> full body move. >> yeah. >> put all those pieces together. >> oh! >>...