Square Tesco News Today

Alice Reynolds discusses how to help your gut microbiota flourish without breaking the bank

Arjun Seth imagines how Emily Cooper would fare as an exchange student at Durham.

The controversial statue of the Marquess of Londonderry in Market Square has been removed and will be replaced with one of Durham alumnus, comedian Ed Gamble, as part of Durham's bid to become the UK's City of Culture.

"The variety of pieces on display not only highlighted each performer distinctly but also enhanced the show in its entirety offering the audience an ideal mix of genres, characters, and scenarios to watch and fall in love with." Flo Lunnon is most impressed by the Durham Finalist's Showcase.

Satire has been given permission to publish all the news stories the rest of Palatinate is too scared and has too much integrity to publish. That’s right, there’s another Billy B in town, but this is one I’m yet to publicly cry inside. While my social life is on pause because of exams and a severe deficiency of friends, the ‘news’ keeps on rolling, so here are the headlines… EU complains as Market Square Tesco queue reaches mainland A spokesperson for the EU has aired their displea...