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[cheering and applause] greg: we need those lawyers. the media right now is in the thrall of a cheese fight among rats. a bunch of creeps grasping for money, fame and power because of a pre-election erection. a private transaction based on federal behavior among consenting adults happening before the 2016 vote. the media drools but america yachts. as i hear tales of paid-up performers, i dont know if im missing victims but hell, i wish i got paid for sex. seems like a win win. [laughter] the hyp...

Of this, as well. greg: what do you think isis is thinking about now? now that they have trump in office. >> there doing what they alway always -- its funny you talk about this because there is one of my good brothers i buried but i was out of the army before 911 and that brought me back in but i retired in 2016 but for us, it does not end. i have guys, all my best friends, they are still in i know whats going on, to a degree. it doesnt stop. like you said, you cant beat them with kindness. i wi...

Do not believe they are crackers but i believe that they are dough in sweet they are cookies and that is this is all [bleep]. its not a cracker but a cookie. [applause] kat: i dont know, greg. i think its very important and very serious. tyrus: did you let them out of the cage? kat: im glad peter did something to help these imaginary animals in this imaginary cage because it was causing me distress. now this is done, ive been eating better and sleeping better and ive been flossing my teeth every...

Greg: terry, thoughts? >> this is why a law firm is taking off. i was when i was a little kid i would refuse to bite the head of the gingerbread man. it used to bug me. i was one of those people but i graduated. you are right. look, man, i mean, its a typical thing where its political correctness. if these fake constructs weve developed. its not doing anything other than making someone feel good about what theyre doing. greg: its a virtual signaling for lonely people. i did something today. no, ...

A year-long battle with brain cancer. confirmation hearings for judge brett kavanaugh are set to begin this week. despite democrats push for a delay. president trumps second nominee to the high court is scheduled to appear before the senate judiciary committee starting tuesday. if the committee vote to forward his nomination, he will receive a full senate vote. i am jon scott, back now to the greg gutfeld show. greg: the florida primaries were held this week and i was most excited about the ra...

Did someone snap your butt with a towel? greg: no, no, i have great memories of the odor of the red rubber ball. brings back memories. tyrus: the sound it makes when you headache head in the head and he cries. or catching someone out and you call it a burn. greg: i hated pe because thats when the girl discovered the fast kids. they used to like the smart kids and then in pe it was the basket who became the cool kid. [inaudible] still to come, the disco is letting their animal crackers out of the...

Up in the morning -- sorry about that, i dont know if you can say that but they go to bed hoping that when they wake up he will be impeached. greg: what do you think, cat? kat: when people asked me about my political deals they say im fiscally conservative and socially liberal because socially liberal what that means is you dont give a [bleep] about what other people do in their personal lives. you know who seems to have forgotten that? its the liberals. greg: yes. [laughter] kat: they forgot. [...

And other going by the river, beautiful sunny morning two weeks before 911 and im sitting and staring at it and the people running down and biking and doing exactly what they were doing, 17 years ago before 911. thats a long period of time before a lot of people its ancient history now. they dont think about this until there is another event and so the fact that [inaudible] has not surfaced in another year or so if that is his voice, the fact he released a tape. we are staring over here at the s...

Wasnt a pleasant memory for you? kat: you see these arms? in high school they had to make a whole routine just for me because i was supposed to be doing reps of things i could not lift. in the school i use to make sure my shoes werent tied well so when we do laps i would have to tie them. dodgeball, i get hit by the ball on purpose because then you get to sit down. i dont understand why more people did not do that. sitting down and remaining seated is always better than moving your body. i know ...

Classes of sports, i usually was picked in the top three but thats not important. i liked the uniform. you got out and. greg: any bad experience is? tyrus: im glad you asked. we had to run for time and when i got really tired coach snyder came over and said you to understand back when this was happening cocaine was legal. kat: cocaine was not legal. tyrus: nevermind. i no longer have a story. greg: is the story no longer -- [laughter] mike, you probably worth it, was a significant? >> i made not...