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My own addition is what a pack of [bleep]. my favorite gym class for a is when i was in sixth grade and we had health week we all gathered in the gymnasium, the boys did, that down and turned on the movie which, back then, was this old -- on came this old movie and started out this way and i mac you not. it started off by saying bobby is developing body here. and that memory was seared in my mind. my worst moment in gym class. greg: and bobby turned out to be terry shappert. >> why do you bring ...

Greg: lets welcome tonights guests. he is so tough he shaves with a wood chipper. retired green beret and master sergeant terry shepard. [cheering and applause] you might remember him from previous standout performances on the show. >> i think it is -- yeah, well, okay. >> well yeah, and thats -- well, all right. let me, let me, let me, actually what -. greg: get to the point. [laughter] former cia operative, mike bak

In terms of they dont believe it because the takedown trump on apsley anything they possibly can. i dont care. that is fine, too. no judges here. i only like to get upset about things if they affect me personally. who donald trump or has not had sex with has never affected me much. [laughter] greg: these are. tyrus: i can tell you on the record ive not had sex with donald trump. kat: me either. tyrus: and im sure its mutually cool with both of us. greg: tyrus, we talk about victimless crimes. pe...

Please stop fighting with the press. its not worth it. if you cannot is that i heard these people, my bad, but we got right got the right people in. no one here has a problem with that. greg: and now, we must move on. did you hear isis released a new message for its followers? of course you did n (vo) when bandits stole the lockbox from the wells fargo stagecoach, agent beekman was one step ahead of them. because he hid his customers gold in a different box. and the bandits, well, they got rocks...

Distant memory but are they? could there be something worse on the horizon? i wish i knew. instead i remain terrified by watching ferocious beasts start to pray. greg: i had one of those removed. [laughter] lets go to the expert in fighting terror, kat. you spent a lot of time on twitter biting weirdos. should the media beginning portage in isis or have we just got moved on? kat: i have moved on. i am still worried about it if they were in my bedroom, id be concerned but they are not so not as c...

If youre eligble, you could pay as little as $25 a month. visit lyrica.com. greg: terry. >> check out my fun and informative critical so called hollywood weapons first two seasons airing on netflix. greg: baker. >> check out terrys show on netflix. its fantastic. [laughter] greg: i will -- tyrus. tyrus: i was challenged to it chess match, anytime, anyplace, i wont put hands on you because its chest but i will mentally with your ass. greg: cap, ten seconds. kat: can we please stop the show so i c...

But at least it all happened on this planet. greg: thats true. tyrus: thats a big point. >> people believe in much stranger things in aliens. kat: people walk around with rocks around their neck saying it will make a difference in their energy. tyrus: whoa, whoa. >> heres the thing. like everything else going on politically, if the scout lowers taxes and gets rid of government regulation and is all in charge of strong national defense and get out of my face and let me live my life, you can talk ...

Aliens. >> i agree. if the ongoing dialogue of the problem. if we had a meeting at area 51 last week to talk about this very thing. we expect more people will claim this. if that is out we had a problem and then we have to go out and blinking memories. greg: kat? kat: i just dont know where you draw the line because people believe in all kinds of crazy stuff. people believe in ghosts or themselves or even though you should know there are millions of other people who are far more attractive and t...

[laughter] so, yeah. greg: if you need a green card for greenman. tyrus: yes. president trump aint going for that. get him out. i.c.e., go. greg: but i come in peace bearing cures for all your diseases. get out. tyrus: this is the result of donald trumps presidency. everybody thanks they can run. [laughter] i now know my past dont mean nothing. i can run for whatever i want. >> yeah, youre in the clear. tyrus: that dude in russia, im sure hes over it. it was the bodyguard -- but the point is, da...

I had experience in this, mike baker, theyre often hypnotized nightmares and when youre young there are 19 or any wake up and are paralyzed in the something on your test and is why we have gargoyles and someone had these nightmares and things. she probably cannot explain it at the time that it was an alien abduction. >> there is that or tyrus explanation. tyrus: real quick. that would be fine but she still talking to them. thats a problem. did anyone miss that? the problem is she has a direct li...