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Cockroach factory. >> let me say, i would never pay $2 to buy someone a roach for valentines day. i would wait until the day after and get it for 1 dollar. greg: beautiful roaches, tyrus. i have a feeling you have strong feelings about this. tyrus: about roaches? greg: about valentines day. tyrus: they remind me that i never get anything right. i am not that guy. i think a punch in the arm and a good job is a good job but apparently you have to have flowers and stuff. as a guy who can relate to ...

Paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] >> where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? >> the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them "after words"? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then its on the bottom of your shoe. >> than they...

And its something really cool like steve gutenberg is your real father. kat: this is my question? this is what you have selected for me? greg: yes, i you dont have tattoos. kat: no, i dont have tattoos but if i did -- when i order a pizza i like extra marinara sauce on the side and i get bummed out when they forget it. when i make the order on my app after i am done i call and say i want to make sure that you got the extra marinara sauce. takes extra time but it is worth it. you would think if y...

Paypal in it to your crush with a little note that says i love you. i think ron paul will reply one of these days. [laughter] >> where the hell is this crazy -. greg: christina? >> the bronx is doing it for $15 and you can do it for the next or someone you love and these are hissing cockroaches? first of all, what even is that? do they make noises or do they kill them "after words"? is it a symbol of my internal a. if it is in x, squash it. greg: then its on the bottom of your shoe. >> than they...

Cuz its a funny name. named after a rock formation and a computer game. [laughter] but its amazing what a tell-all will do for name recognition. >> cliff simms joins us now, welcome. >> my main goal is to have as much fun as the mooch. >> hes got a beautiful wife, martial, bathroom -- marble bathroom. >> i just saw sean spicer toting a refrigerator out of here. got a new chandelier in there. the whole atmospheres kind of, like, can you believe it? here we are. greg: well, would you look at that....

Absolutely. and then she came back. so he was like yeah, finger. so someone puts one finger on you we all know what that means. greg: thats right. tyrus: penalty, if you get a tattoo, one, researcher, make sure its in your language and never get names. unless its your kids because you cant get rid of your kids. but like, girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands. greg: dont do it. tyrus: dont do it. then you have to find the exact same name or you have that really awful x line to the name with the roses...

Fasting. the matter who you root for its one of the last vestiges of common culture we have in this country that a lot of people watch. all i care about is the food, feed your kids, feed a family, stuff your kid senses. although studies that they may too many obese kids, yet for what they dont tell you is that kidnappings are down by 30%. you cant get them in the car quick enough anymore. imagine being a can never, get in the car and the does it contain peanuts? greg: nothing better than kidnapp...

And then i realized, you actually occupy the same space. [laughter] cuz youre like your own tell-all. >> yeah. i really just kind of wear all my secrets on my sleeve, and then im like, why doesnt anyone like me, you know? [laughter] this wasnt shocking. it was more of the same, right? things were a little crazy in the white house. greg: yes. >> we knew that already. thats like someone writing a them all about the kardashians that wasas like, they wear make. [laughter] really not that shocking. i...

Greg: their group of people in la. tyrus: shut up, greg. the super bowl is my christmas. i enjoy watching it. it is fun. i dont care about the halftime show that i owe enjoy the hoagies and its a great time. those of you who dont like it, im excited to see the pictures but im guessing 31-17. i will have fun because the parades will stop but weve got one more year. enjoy it. greg: new orleans there bars are playing the old game and boycotting which is hilarious. tyrus: i live in louisiana so it w...

From gawker contacting the congressman basically to them putting it out of him resigning? >> it is really absurd. i have to admit i was quite shocked. im kind of used to -- used to the way scandals play out. you have the back and forth, the denial, the extra fancy denial, on top of that, a redirection. in this case, that really didnt happen. it went from oh, my god, to maybe i was hacked. that didnt work. two hours later, i resigned. it was shocking in that aspect. it didnt play out in the usual...