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Before the u. S. Election. Cyprus scraps its controversial citizenship for Investment Program after an undercover investigation by aljazeera. And the netherlands becomes the latest european country to ramp up its coronavirus restrictions as infections keep rising. Abortion abomb acad guns and gay marriage some of the topics featuring on day 2 of the confirmation hearings of President Trumps u. S. Supreme Court Nominee Amy Kearney Barret republican and Democratic Senators each have 30 minutes to ...

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Write a speech for him about Race Relations, but this time in favor of them. Thats right trump asked Stephen Miller to write a speech for him about Race Relations stephen mil that Stephen Miller the guy behind the muslim ban and putting kids in cages . You might as well ask melania to write you a love letter. Well, this has a lot of curse words for a love letter. Im not sure thats i dont think any of this is appropriate. The longrunning show cops was canceled yesterday, honoring the long traditi...

Something really cool called working it out. Lets get to the news. And this is you and a fellow while touring the southern border yesterday in arizona, comedian, more often than not, President Trump signed a plaque, commemorating the 200th mile of border wall. You know the borders like 2,000 someone you know fairly well miles long, right . Seems a little premature what does the plaque say, to be continued trump must be one of those guys basically doing what you would who takes the burrito out of...

Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause in that case, lets get to the news House Speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last nights state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics i mean, look at that [ laughter ] thats the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you learn look at you Pres...

[ laughter ] yeah [ cheers and applause thank you, wiping down doorknobs, for making me a group of sheep in northern realize for making me ireland recently crashed through realize that before i cleaned the window of a local bank and you, a total sorry. Wandered around the office thank you, wiping down when asked how many sheep were doorknobs, for making me realize that before this, i in there, the Bank Employees cleaned you a total of zero times. Fell asleep. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you,...

Its out on demand on friday Michael Shannon is here. The very fun, the very odd Michael Shannon. Hes great tonight oh, my gosh. Also my friend j. J. Watt is on the show as well and im going to play know your bro with his brothers. Some family trivia about his brothers who are all playing in the nfl. Pretty good family huh . Thats pretty awesome. And then to close it out, one of my super favorites, remember she almost hopped our fence once rita ora is on the show tonight. [ laughter ] so cool jim...

Mike scollins, if youre from new jersey and youre angry, Mike Scollins wrote that joke. President trump announced yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines through next month, said americans, this is still the same month . This march came in like a lion and went out like a kick in the [ bleep ]. Thats right, despite saying last week that he wanted to have the country open by easter, President Trump said yesterday he would extend social distancing guidelines until next month. On the ...

The stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while great person trump suffered his worst day he was at m. I. T. He taught at m. I. T. For, i think, a Record Number of years. He was a great super genius, since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] dr. John trump i like this stuff. President Trumps White House i really get it. Social media director, this people are surprised that i weekend, shared a video of understand it. Former Vice President joe biden every one of these doctors said...

Former Vice President joe biden widened his delegate lead over senator Bernie Sanders for the democratic nomination. Wow, it is starting to look like biden is going to wander away with this thing. [ laughter ] after a Strong Performance in yesterdays socalled mini tuesday primary, former Vice President joe biden spoke last night from philadelphia and said, quote, tonight we are a step closer to restoring decency, dignity, and honor to the white house. And to anyone who says differently youre ful...