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Time i opened my mouth. >> come on, michel. show us the "newsweek" face. >> all right, fine. >> yay! >> in the beginning, i was all convinced this economy was 9-9-9. by the end, i had 999 problems and the [ bleep ] was all of them. >> i love. it its a rapster reference. all right. >> gingrich is here. >> oh. >> uh-oh. >> i cant believe you are still in the race. i heard his campaign is completely out of money. >> ah, man, look, he is stealing nuts. >> i cant believe none of us could beat you. >>...

>> "newsweek" face! "newsweek" face! >> all right, fine, fine! >> yay! >> in the beginning i was all, i can fix this economy with 9-9-9. and by the end, i had 999 problems and the [ bleep ] was all of them. >> its a rapster reference. all right. >> oh, no, guys, gingrich is here. >> oh. >> oh. >> cant believe hes still in the race. i heard his campaign is completely out of money. >> mm-hmm. >> oh, mitt, hes stealing nuts. >> i cant believe none of us could beat him. >> and i cant believe it took...

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years ago. ♪ tell you about global project management ♪ >> the scandal is now in the cross hairs of a congressal hearing today. video spoofs even bragged about the lavish spending and poked fun at president obama. the scandal already has claimed gsa administrator martha johnson who stepped down two weeks ago. republican chair of the house oversight committee darrell issa says one goal of the hearing is to, quote, make sure this doesnt happen again. the death toll from this weeken...

theyve repelled the deadly attacks in kabul and three other provinces. the explosions and gun fire have stopped at least for now. the latest on the prostitution scandal. nearly a dozen secret service agents pulled off the job. and the president, not surprisingly, not pleased. >> i expect that investigation to be thorough and rigorous. >> ahead, how a complaint from one prostitute in colombia set the scandal in motion. and, yes, that is secretary of state hillary clinton. she was ca...

Night live" but the executive producer offered mitt romney a chance to host the comedy program. no word from the romney camp but even if we dont see him himself, well see plenty of coverage like this from last night. >> oh no, guys, gingrich is here. >> uh-oh. >> i cant believe sees still in the race. i heard his campaign is completely out of money. >> uh-huh. >> oh, man, look, hes stealing nuts! >> oh ... nut stealer. hey, can i admit something to you guys? >> sure, youre among friends. >> romn...

also, its the 100th anniversary of one of the biggest maritime disasters in history. while the titanic remains silent in her watery grave, fascination with the ship still very much alive. "weekend early start" begins now. good morning once again. now to the severe weather in the midwest where deadly tornadoes laid waste to parts of at least three states. this is what storms left behind in oklahoma city. take a look. homes and businesses severely damaged. it was a similar scene northw...