Stevie Colbert News Today

Humanitarian need, do you ever think ill pull a prank on abc? do you ever think ill replace -- very quickly. ill replace diane sawyers canteen with urine? ever any of that that crosses -- because i know you were a firemen, but youre also from new jersey, so -- i assume -- >> look, ive told you this a lot. theres you and stevie colbert, and you have all your little reindeer games you play. >> we like to have fun. >> and then theres the professional side of the news media. >> by arian, very funny....