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>> andrew blames his slight of tongue on a term called "spoonerism." >> my dad does it on purpose. so its actually his fault. he trained me to do this. he switches the first two letters of the word, so like "sleeping bag" would be "beeping slag." a "cup of water" would be a "wup of cotter." >> but despite his spooners, andrew hopes his wedding day gaffe will be a sign of how he and melissa will handle whatever hardship comes their way, with love and with a lot of laughter. coming up -- one of ...

>> why cant i touch it? >> because it will mess up the stitches. >> but when david cant shake his crazy nightmare, he becomes upset. >> i feel funny. why is this happening to me? >> its okay, bud. its just from the medicine, okay? >> is this going to be forever? >> no. no, it wont be forever. >> theres something about the sort of honesty of seeing a kid go through this process that most of us have experienced. weve all, you know, had some sort of medical procedure where you had to wake up from a...

Of its head. it cant possibly see dave as he plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a...

>> jim is in the backyard behind the bar. >> came right in here, working on the front end loader he just got running five minutes earlier, he is so far away, all he sees the jagged hole in his fathers bar. frantic belland waves him over. >> just floored it. pulled right up to the building behind the hole basically where the truck was. >> i was dialing 911 and just bizarre they got the bobcat running when they did. >> belland attached a strap to the bobcat and they pull the truck back, freeing th...

The assault until now. >> i cant believe i had my hair like that. >> limon officials allowed our producer to show him the episode of "lockup" in which it appeared. >> the video said one day i snapped. i didnt so much as snap. i made a conscious decision to attack him because me and him had had a confrontation a month earlier, so i put him on my list. you know, people that got it coming when i get a chance to get them, i gave him seven stitches in his chin. you know, you do things and you look ba...

Ill never fly again. >> the plane was a wreck. >> but ians biggest concern is his grandfathers health. >> right in the middle. >> okay. >> he could be hurt from, you know, internal bleeding or injuries. i was very scare escared. hes been one of my greatest mentors throughout my entire life. hes taught me so many things and i dont nowhere i would be without him. >> doctors give willbert three stitches in his knee and treat him for a fractured sternum. though doctors examine him thoroughly, ian ha...

Know, my heads bleeding. >> a lightbulb has shattered on michaels forehead. heather rushes down from the bleachers. >> i wanted to know how badly he was wounded and when i could he was wounded. when i could see they had gone through a couple of small towels and he was bleeding right through them. >> right away i just wanted to get back out there and wrestle. it didnt phase me that the light had fallen on me. i just wanted to finish wrestling. >> instead his family rushes him to the hospital wher...

The assault until now. >> i cant believe i had my hair like that. >> limon officials allowed our producer to show him the episode of "lockup" in which it appeared. >> the video said one day i snapped. i didnt so much as snap. i made a conscious decision to attack him because me and him had had a confrontation a month earlier, so i put him on my list. you know, people that got it coming when i get a chance to get them, i gave him seven stitches in his chin. you know, you do things and you look ba...

Now theyre red. >> i will say this, you have to be committed. if you decide to do this, its not -- it hurts. it takes some time and you got to be serious about doing it. you really do. >> its painful. its like somebody taking hot ice picks and stagging the back of your eyes sometimes if you hit the wrong spot. theyre done now so i aint got to worry about no more pain. i dont get complications in vision. i dont see no red. its all just perfectly fine. i wasnt scared to do it. i live with the ball...

>> [ bleep ] >> the biker survivors with a concussion, but has no memory of the moment his buck ran out. >> holy cow! meet the diver who missed the memo, never smooch a shark. key largo, florida. >> every day, this scuba guide stuns the crowd getting up close and personal with nurse sharks. >> he likes to kiss them for whatever reason. >> he has never had a problem before. but thats about to change. >> the shark kisses back. in this case he has a lot of teeth. >> shark teeth are suddenly gripp...