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February 26, 2017
Of its head. it cant possibly see dave as he plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a...
January 3, 2016
>> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like people. sharks done like the way people taste....
August 8, 2015
Of its head. it cant possibly see dave as he plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a...
May 23, 2015
Open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like people. sharks dont like the way p...
March 21, 2015
Open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. but for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like people. sharks dont like the w...
June 22, 2014
Of its head. it cant possibly see dave as he plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a...
March 9, 2014
Plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like peop...
January 5, 2014
He did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like people. sharks done like the way people taste. sharks like fish. im not a fish. >> incredibly, dave keeps his lip, but the shark doe...
September 22, 2013
He smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, natural reaction is to bite something he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the sea creature lets go. daves lip dangles like a worm from his face. >> sharks dont like people. sharks done like the way people taste. sharks like fish. im not a ...
May 4, 2013
On its back. the sharks eyes are on the top of its head. it cant possibly see dave as he plants his tender kiss on its open mouth. >> he couldnt see me. he smelled fish in the water and he felt something on his face. he did what any shark would do, and that reaction is to bite something that he thinks is food. its just an instant of mistaken identity. >> thinking dave is a tasty treat, the shark sinks 500 razor-sharp teeth into his puckered lips. the pain is excruciating. for some reason, the se...