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Estimation of the basic goodness of, you know, the human animal is maybe a little better than it was. huh...fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. mmmhmmm...everybody knows that. well, did you know that old macdonald was a really bad speller? your word is...cow. cow. cow. c...o...w... ...e...i...e...i...o. [buzzer] dangnabbit. geico. fifteen minutes could save you...well, you know. you work. and you want to get an mba. but going back to school is hard... because...

Five years of your life sitting around in a roomy garment, looking out that direction going, whoa, dude. i think a lot of the people have spent five years pretty much doing that. whoa. whoa, dude. i hate the word stretch creatively. im not going to suddenly join a rogue company of king lear or learn to play drums, was as long as im telling stories, i would like to tell a different story every week. and i ask myself, will it be interesting to me. its a very selfish process. will it be fun, if i d...