Stump Tooth News Today

They like to send their reporters out into the great wastelands of the american interior and report back that all the people there are inbred, stump tooth snake handling crazies who like nothing better than a jigger of moonshine and to bunk up with her sister before they go down to have their church renamed after trump and do a couple of scripture readings from the art of the deal. so basically this guy -- you laugh, but that is actually what these newspapers and want. i guy called matthew engel...

They like to send their reporters out into the great wastelands of the american interior and report back that all the people there are inbred, stump-tooth, snake-handlingg crazies who like nothing better than a jigger of moonshine and to bunk up with their sister before they go downn to have their church renamed after trump and do a couple of scripture readings from "the art of the deal." so basically this guy -- you laugh, tucker, but that is actually what these newspapers and magazines want. t...