They give us companionship, they assist the blind, and they dont make fun of us, even though theyve seen how bad we are at sex, we do it the wrong way. Dogs might be coming to the rescue again. Dogs can be trained to detect diseases like cancer and parkinsons in patient because of the change in body odor. Researchers in britain are attempting to do the same thing with coronavirus. If you can smell coronavirus after no one shourd for three days, consider me impressed. That shows you how amazing animals are. Your dog can tell you if you have corona and your cat will be there to eat your body after you die. Good news for students. San Francisco School district is proposing every student should get an a because its one fair to mail fail but to corona, and i think this is a great deal because Online Learning is such a challenge. One, many students dont have broadband alone and, two, it is hard for teachers to keep track of how students are doing, and, three, sex ed is a hundred times more a
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