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When Galactica is trapped in a Paulson-style nebula, they make a scary as hell jump to get ammunition for the war.

When the Enterprise beams some mysterious riders aboard, it’s a less than 5-star rating by the time they reach their destination.

When Kirk beams down for a house party on Cestus III, what he finds instead is an aerial bombardment and one very angry outpost survivor.

When a bunch of men in large snake heads suddenly jump out of a relic of alien technology housed deep within Cheyenne Mountain, General Hammond decides to call Richard Dean Anderson with a haircut out of retirement.

When Captain Boone has the worst possible day at work, he’s offered a job by the aliens he doesn’t trust.

When a teen genius spends too much time in his basement making home videos, his ideas about holes are purely theoretical.

When Lieutenant Brogan gets shuffled over to Demeter City, it’s all hot dogs and police misconduct while on patrol with Officer Haldane.

When a very large space station is rotten with ambassadors, the mousse budget is astronomical and the surfaces are very smooth.

When Admiral Paris cons Brody out of the Caribbean and back onto his own ship, there are fewer majestic shots than you’d expect from Star Trek in the sea.