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Noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noah thank you so much. We have a great show, our guest george ga congressman and civil rights legend john lewis is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause but lets begin with where we have to begin. Donald trump. You know, mostly i dont think that donald trump should be president of anything, really. But there are times when it seems like it could be fun. Like today during his major scripted speech to outline his economi...

You my copy. [cheers and applause] trevor no, no, no. What are you doing . He hates those two things the most, muslims and reading. No. After more speeches and a beautiful katy perry show it was time for hillary first, first. As customary in american politics her daughter came out to introduce her. Our daughter charlotte is nearly two years old. She loves elmo. She loves blue berries. And above all she loves face timing with grandma. [cheers and applause] my mom can be about to walk on stage for...

Were going to tell you. Then donald trump facing a firestorm of criticism. Should hillary really be piling on. We look at the hypocrisy in the media. The story is changing by the hour. Lets say every minute. Thats why you need to watch fox friends. Because your mornings are better with friends. Welcome, folks. The first day of august. Ainsleys taken off a couple of days. Look who we have today. August. Today is the 1st. Yeah. Whoa. Were back from cleveland and philadelphia. Guess how it turns ou...

The scoop. It just sits there. Miami heat star dwyane wade goes in for a layup less than a minute left in overtime. But then this happens. The heartstopping moment and the call that came next. Good morning, america. Never a good time for that to happen, especially when its in o. T. Like that. It just sat there and so the ref said, okay, jump ball, and the heat end up winning in o. T. Tying that series at 22. It was amazing. Both teams just sat there. Like, what do we do . They want a call. A lot...

[ cheers and applause ] its good to be home. Im glad to be back. Guillermo and i were in new york for the past few days doing business. Is that an accurate way to describe what we were doing . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy it was a jampacked five days for me. Not for you, really. You ate pizza most of the time. But he did call his wife and tell her he was working very hard. [ laughter ] right . Did your wife ask how hard you were working . Guillermo yeah, 16 hours day. Jimmy 16 hours day. [ laughter ] w...

Im glad youre here. Im glad you made it past security. We are all buttoned up because donald trump is here with us tonight. Tonight those of you watching at home will have the rare opportunity to see donald trump on television. Thats right. [ laughter ] jimmy trump is here in hollywood. Hes promised to make hollywood boulevard great again by building a wall around bill cosbys star on the walk of fame. And guillermo is going to pay for it. Guillermo no way. No way. Jimmy its just a little star. I...

Im glad youre here. Im glad you made it past security. We are all buttoned up because donald trump is here with us tonight. Tonight those of you watching at home will have the rare opportunity to see donald trump on television. Thats right. [ laughter ] jimmy trump is here in hollywood. Hes promised to make hollywood boulevard great again by building a wall around bill cosbys star on the walk of fame. And guillermo is going to pay for it. No way. Jimmy its just a little star. It wont cost that m...

Meet again, and this time its for jewelry. [ laughter ] games one and two will be played in oakland, and then if that goes well they may even schedule more, possibly even in cleveland. Well see. I have to say i love the nba finals. You know, usually on abc our sports broadcasts involve judges waving paddles at dancing dlist celebrities. But not tonight. Tonight, the warriors have been unstoppable. They won an nba record 73 games in the regular season. They clawed back from down three games to on...

This is the beginning of a very big week for us here at the show. We have some very big named guests including donald trump on wednesday and Bernie Sanders on thursday. By friday morning, i could be the presumptive Vice President for both major parties. [ applause ] jimmy we have a great show for you tonight. Johnny depp is here tonight on the program. [ applause ] jimmy he was here. Now youve scared him away. Also to chat and sing for us on hollywood boulevard, pink is here with us. This is an ...

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