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Arrrrrr rrr look, kyle, cartman is totally miserable, even more miserable than he was before, because hes had his dream and lost it. Its not fair its not fair. I wanna die i wanna die you are up there. Captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor thank you so much. Welcome to the daily show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Im trevor no...

Larry i am la larry wilmore. Before we get started, id like to take a moment to say a Little Something about beards. Reporter andrew jones never made anything less than an a his entire four years at amite high school. Jones and a group of students were told they had to shave before they could march across the stage. Jones shaved the sides but chose not to shave the goatee and he wasnt allowed to participate in his own graduation. Larry you know, thats the same reason why chuck todd couldnt walk ...

Thanks to all the ladies and gentlemen in our armed forces. How about a nice round of applause, everybody. Television icon levar burton joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited. All right, guys, you know what time it is. Time to check in with americas efforts to denegrofy the white house. Thats right. Lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Big news today donald trump has now clinched the republican nomination for president. 1,237 delegates are needed and mr. Trump now has 1,238. Larry...

Rallies are confined to designated zones. Authorities have also glued down pavement bricks to prevent them from being thrown. Theyve started gluing down their sidewalks . laughter so that protestors cant grab the bricks and throw them . You got to admit, thats a pretty smart solution. Yeah, because it stops the violence, and it also makes the protestors look weak. laughter ill show you, government strained grunting you know what . Ill just write a letter, and then im gonna go to the gym. Its als...

Arianna huffington on the show tonight. Very excited about that. cheers and applause . Larry yes. Before we start though, i have to show you guys something. I was watching cnn last night at 1 30 a. M. Because on tuesdays i like to punish myself for my sins. Its just what i do. Catholic, catholic, catholic, couple of jews, okay. Nd now, im not making this up. While they talked about protests at a trump rally, absolutely true, this happened. A tweet donald trump just put out. Great rally in new me...

And who better to help us than the woman herself, Hillary Clinton, whos stuck in traffic at the moment, but will totally be here. So lets just get started without her. But shes totally coming. So the stage has been set. Its clinton up against sanders, and cnn is ready. [dramatic music] whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Go back, go back, go back on that. Yeah, cnn, what was that . It was like a face and then a face, and then it was just like meh, meh, meh. You guys are heartle...

Ts hour show. See you tomorrow night. Our final show from the rnc. Herhere it is your moment of ze. [cheers and applause] Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry thank you very much. Thank you very much, everyone. Welcome to the nightly show. I am larry wilmore. Thank you guys. Theres a lot to cover tonight, but before we get started, a little fox news news. Looks like a fox was in the henhouse and called some foxes foxy and, you know, this doesnt. Im sorry, our analogy guy is out sick today....

Larry thank you, thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Audience larry larry thank you. Theyre so excited its friday. You aint on on fridays. Im glad you came here. [laughing] larry they no its friday, man. We have a special. We have a musical performance from yg tonight. [cheers and applause] larry he has he is giving donald trump some feedback. [laughing] larry on how his convention went. First, lets bring you up on the rnc last night and check in with the unblack ening. screams [cheers and a...

Week two of the conventions. Last week was cleveland. And this week were clearly in the manliest city in america. Because everything in this city is about men, everything. Its the city of brotherly love. Home of the founding fathers. Yeah. Boyz ii men. laughter yeah. Like, even the Football Team is the eagles. The only animal that has malepattern baldness, the only one. Haugh laugh i mean, on top of the city hall tower i saw a statue of william penn with his dick out. laughter cheers and applaus...

Yeah, cnn, what was that . It was like a face and then a face, and then it was just like meh, meh, meh. You guys are heartless, cnn. Any one of these people could be the next president , and you list them like the legally required terms and conditions of a used car ad . Clinton sanders tomorrow on cnn. Please note, unfortunately, Martin Omalley will be joining the proceedings. Certain viewers may be exposed to jim webb, and theres nothing we can do about lincoln chafee. Governor chafee, youve at...