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April 7, 2024
From our Sweet Smell of Purges in the Morning Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Communist Musical Chairs Castro, Inc. has a fever, and the only prescription is purging, purging, purging. Twice this week, Communist Party leaders have been sacked. By now, no one can deny the pattern. Every week, one by one,
February 28, 2024
From our Bureau of High-Intensity Hypersonic Brainwashing, with some assistance from our very busy Russification of Kuba Bureau As in days of yore, when the Soviet Union still existed, Castro, Inc. will be sending some of its most promising youngsters for high-intensity brainwashing in Russia. These lucky budding communists will be attending Grand Putinia's World
December 29, 2023
Before Fidel Castro, pork was a common Cuban dish that was abundant and affordable. But after nearly 65 years of socialism, it has become scarce and unaffordable. With end of the year festivities that traditionally feature pork upon them, Cubans are struggling to find it. And when they do, they can't afford the exorbitant prices.
April 12, 2023
April 6, 2023 was an enlightening day. Thereโs nothing like experiencing something firsthand to get a good idea.
April 7, 2023
Matanzas, Cuba, Apr 7 (Prensa Latina) The detachment of an ashtray column from the chimney of the Antonio Guiteras Thermoelectric Power Plant in the western city of Matanzas today trapped four workers who worked inside.
January 13, 2023
Matanzas, Cuba, Jan 13 (Prensa Latina) Cuban President Miguel Dรญaz-Canel is analyzing, as part of a working visit, the economic potential of the western province of Matanzas, which aspires to become a productive territory of national reference.
March 24, 2022
Matanzas, Cuba, March 24 (Prensa Latina) The first secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Cuba (PCC), Miguel Dรญaz-Canel, condemned here today the hostility of the United States government towards the island with a tightened economic, commercial and financial blockade.