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Then home to the car is nice to minutes outside to see the sun. i miss those for for treatment of minutes of outdoor sunshine. >> greg: means anything to me does that make us racist nick? >> tyrus: yeah, a little bit i listen the junk. i love the morning. i love this on my face when i get up early. but, im playing this game wr wrong. instead of fighting this ignorant stupid [bleep] but how it somehow my blackness prevents you from getting up or being on time for work and i can only work on nonda...

Off land olakes. >> tyrus: they took all the jobs away from us, we cant be on the sun -- >> greg: land olakes is just a big old. i, like the fact they are going after the instructions on the easy. >> kat: its weird because it seems like an idea theyd come up with after your up all night doing cocaine. wed all be eating this if youre more of a weed guy. >> greg: cocaine guy would be suing the straw company. >> kat: i want to see who this lady is? although she is in florida, they dont have like re...

That way they make it so broad that they could say, if i disagree im actually a threat to public health. >> mercedes: yeah you are. look, i agree with senator it is a public health concern. because liberals are becoming filled with anxiety, filled with depression, the snowflakes, i mean her having meltdowns. its a total public health safety issue for the poor snowflakes. a spill in which we do for them question what i want to help them. [laughs] [laughs] >> mercedes: they should buy teslas. [lau...

Lynn before before george flowed while sleeping because the no knock raid that was issued. she was black, and emt she was shot to death in her bed by drug cops executing a fake warrant as part of the drug war. the drug war is racist. a light savings time, not so much. >> greg: actually died? oh, my goodness. >> tyrus: it was the leader son. >> nick: she was asleep when you research that. there are real problems that we can deal with, and in this b.s. like daylight saving time. >> greg: i will sa...

Covid test to go back to. in that sense covid lockdowns, its disastrous and i dont think that this is no example that we should be falling for the chinese government. >> greg: they been really good about other stuff. >> nick: and the idea that theyve had virtually no covid deaths is obscene summing that we should take with the shop teacher size grain of salt. right? >> greg: i didnt bring it up how does that make you feel? >> kat: i dont feel anything. [laughs] >> nick: much like the shop teache...

Mac and cheese mercedes, a woman is serving craft for 5 million claiming that the shells take longer than three and a half minutes to prepare as it states on the package. [laughs] [laughs] is at eight were the lawsuit? >> mercedes: is the cheesiest lawsuit of ever heard. [cheers and applause] >> greg: i think, i think this is a marketing ploy. because ive never mentioned velveeta shells on tv in my life and now i am. >> nick: shells, cheese in the portable cubs. >> greg: summit is a single dad. ...

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[laughs] >> greg: henry ford was kind of a jerk too. >> kat: you never buy anything. people do all the time im like okay, you know your phone with probably made by people who didnt really want to be making phones. >> greg: right, in china. this entire show is made in haiti. im not even the real greg gutfeld im just some guy they pay in coins. from a fountain. [laughs] >> kat: thats why got a kind of feel bad for her because i think everyone knows that. so she didnt really want to do this in orde...

And then playing a cop on law and order for 20 plus years. [applause] >> tyrus: people change, people change they grow. >> greg: alyssa milano had nothing but a twitter stocker of elon musk, just loved him, loved him, now they will pay atte attention. >> tyrus: oh, dear, sweet greg. no, no as we say to someone special. [laughs] s view when you really think im special? all that sweet. [laughs] >> tyrus: so special. we need to put you in a package and drop in the river somewhere. [laughs] its abou...

[cheers and applause] >> greg: nice i see what you did there. >> kat: i didnt get it. >> greg: the funny thing about whos the boss -- its a tv show based on hitlers life. a lot who will know that alyssa milano she made her money off hitler. >> tyrus: played by tony da danza. >> greg: exactly, the sonic in my throat. >> nick: august he to want to. what are your thoughts? nobodys leaving twitter. and even like cbs news i will point was like rock and advertise on twitter because we dont know whats ...